The Republic of Agausia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Simon Aiovikara with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 11.584 billion Agausians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamara. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Agausian economy, worth 382 trillion Pûlis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,011 Pûlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Agausia has designated Tamara as its capital city, the Federal Council of Agausia has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agausia's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agausia is ranked 273,698^th in the world and 694^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.