The Kingdom of Grodisze is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bogumił I Popielowski with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.606 billion Grodiszeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letnica. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grodiszean economy, worth 501 trillion piasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,187 piasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is totally unknown. Grodisze's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Grodisze is ranked 200,352^nd in the world and 782^nd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.97 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.