The Kingdom of Dalliser is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronan with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.616 billion Dalliserians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stervile. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalliserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Dalliserian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 208,687 Dalliserian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, Stervile University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime is totally unknown. Dalliser's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dalliser is ranked 18,621^st in the world and 312^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,494.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.