The Last of Zanexlan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Ahmad Hamza Cattaneo with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 6.485 billion Lanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alzaim. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zanexlania economy, worth 695 trillion Xezlies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,222 Xezlies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The world still seems flat to some people in space, feeling like a winner comes at a price, no one born in Zanexlan can fix a leaky faucet, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zanexlan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni and Protestant.

Zanexlan is ranked 30,536^th in the world and 364^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.39 law-abiding acts per hour.