The Legendary Concordat Slayer of Zukchiva is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.989 billion Zukchivans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 2,898 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,631 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, criminals identify as innocent, worship days have replaced sick days, and all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 4,820^th in the world and 106^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.