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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108thMost Influential: 282ndLargest Black Market: 632nd
The Vizier of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.277 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.277 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,663 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,111 Jade Nudoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 179,450th in the world and 7,929th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108thMost Influential: 282ndLargest Black Market: 632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,400thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,080thHighest Average Incomes: 2,305thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,423rdMost Devout: 2,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,562ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,328thLargest Governments: 4,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,714thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,082ndHighest Economic Output: 5,359thMost Efficient Economies: 6,034thLargest Mining Sector: 6,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,815thLowest Crime Rates: 7,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,559thMost Developed: 7,810thRudest Citizens: 7,815thHealthiest Citizens: 10,499thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,259thSmartest Citizens: 14,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,872ndMost Stationary: 19,767th
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 227th in the regionRudest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Stationary: 297th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 398th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 524th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 920th in the region

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