| Population | 12.503 billion |
| Capital | Strömhärad |
| Leader | Hjalmar XVIII |
| Faith | Ademarism |
| Currency | Jade Nudo |
| Animal | Gyoruna |
The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.503 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,087 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.
Asendavia is ranked 267,446th in the world and 12,455th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -449.74 on the Hayek Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Asendavia was endorsed by 
The Grand Duchy of Grand Duchy of Austria.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Capitalist Utopia of New Brittannion-Rome.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Federation of Western Ostana.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The United States of Wreckverse.
- : Asendavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Gernmark.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Colony of Nation of man.
- : Asendavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Yomgo.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Vespuccina.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 539 » 
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