The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.746 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,133 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,325 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.
Asendavia is ranked 2,160th in the world and 40th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 55,113.89 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Empire of Althorea.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Community of Armed Warriors.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Gypaetus Barbatus.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Standrizorth.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Che Pea Peness.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Pwn.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Rus Americanus.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Mulipof.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Grazyan.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Naval States of North America.
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