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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 485thMost Influential: 607th
The Vizier of
Father Knows Best State
Country, Army, Family
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Asendavia

Population16.511 billion

CapitalStrömhärad
LeaderHjalmar XVIII
FaithAdemarism

CurrencyJade Nudo
AnimalGyoruna

The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.511 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,594 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,274 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 115,684th in the world and 2,569th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 485thMost Influential: 607thLargest Black Market: 654thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,986thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,314thHighest Average Incomes: 3,706thHighest Economic Output: 3,796thMost Devout: 4,062ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,487thLargest Governments: 5,013thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,358thMost Developed: 7,855thLowest Crime Rates: 8,263rdRudest Citizens: 9,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,931stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,149thMost Patriotic: 10,786thHealthiest Citizens: 10,945thMost Stationary: 11,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,029thSmartest Citizens: 13,309thLargest Mining Sector: 15,116thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,662ndLargest Populations: 22,682ndBest Weather: 28,679th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Populations: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 171st in the regionMost Patriotic: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 281st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 470th in the region

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