by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 582nd Most Influential: 886th Largest Black Market: 923rd
The Kaiserreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.102 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Kaiserreich of Asendavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.102 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,475 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,468 per year while the poor average 65,015, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

It is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 153,956th in the world and 6,348th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 582ndMost Influential: 886thLargest Black Market: 923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,551stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,202ndMost Devout: 2,212thHighest Average Incomes: 2,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,089thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,732ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,669thLargest Governments: 5,034thLargest Mining Sector: 5,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,164thMost Efficient Economies: 7,290thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,499thHealthiest Citizens: 10,188thHighest Economic Output: 11,773rdRudest Citizens: 11,785thMost Conservative: 12,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,690thMost Avoided: 14,948thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,018thMost Developed: 15,389th
Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 89th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionRudest Citizens: 274th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 297th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 365th in the regionMost Avoided: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 439th in the regionMost Developed: 461st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 632nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 632nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Verdrassil, Queen Yuno, A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Aelitia, Aeneas Prime, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Furnifold, Axdel, Davinhia, Blazing Samaritan, Urimel, Indoeuropaische Lander, Kucia, Ridann, Centurionis, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Validia, Dremaur, Britain that did not leave the EU, Corylus, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Elejamie, The United Peoples of Liber, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Survivoristan, StarWarp, Greyghost, Wanabe, EMS Conglomerate, Propwash, Marrabuk, Goodnamesarerare, Tyrosalem, Joundia, Daravon, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Envisa, Knightsoftime, and 112 others.Oceanic Peoples, Elkenian, Newpromisedland, Roliganistan, Omnistria, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Voykovie, Slenty, North Swagland, Republic of Monarchists, Mexregiona, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Third Era Free Unity, Norport, Adolanta, Catiania, The Military Order of the Fuhrer Islands, Talitoa, Ribanzi, Lhaisam, PeoplesRepublicOfTrukya, Nauremel, Danesopia, Ciggie Smallistan, Stratarin, H-Zhena, Muspel, Haryez, Bachtendekuppen, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Free Syllvin, Federated States of Zootron, Am Echad, Xhaco, AngusEssa, Alenburg, Alekya, Apetisan Beye, Amjedia, Artimisiare, Aristortia, Arson123, Biggstonia, Banite, Argwyll, Azdrathdakai, Atuo, Airrajul, Iratan, Alsavat, Larsa der mirellis, Roissyland, Third Germanic Reich, Broengtopia, Kilkire, Icesem, Bullpups, Karietown, Chile-Paraguay, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Nasod, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Fraxhemark, New Nusantara empire, Strolk, Pax Unitum, Illemenia, New Birblands, MarxistUtopia121212, Indosakti, Kian Khe, Vultuca, Mogambotopia, Hugharia, Tshana, Republika ng Pilipinas, Pisqantinsuyu, The Quarrymen, Northern Wer She, Thevunite, Orenau, Nysa Arcadia, Volklibre, Opstan, Bennopolia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Otger Catalo, Fylkirjord, Western Angli, Goathalla, The Waaa, Banana Isle, The Three States of Fortuna, Mirasiro, Dowlandistan, Walbunkia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Swiggly Isles, Kampf Empire, Conistria, Fedele, Aden Dimities, Nation of Elementia, Kosanx, Repubblica tricolore, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, and Fuzix.

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