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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thMost Influential: 315thLargest Black Market: 635th
The Vizier of
Father Knows Best State
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.89 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.89 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,622 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 30,975th in the world and 965th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,197.04 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 169thMost Influential: 315thLargest Black Market: 635thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,604thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,203rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,503rdMost Devout: 2,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,521stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,071stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,257thLargest Governments: 4,379thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,827thHighest Economic Output: 5,230thMost Efficient Economies: 6,365thRudest Citizens: 6,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,927thLowest Crime Rates: 7,110thLargest Mining Sector: 7,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,379thMost Developed: 7,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,688thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,823rdSmartest Citizens: 14,281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,881stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,965thMost Stationary: 18,860th
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 221st in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionMost Stationary: 270th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 327th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 405th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 494th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 507th in the region

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