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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114thMost Influential: 257thLargest Black Market: 621st
The Vizier of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.425 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.425 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,989 Jade Nudoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,560,587 per year while the poor average 28,958, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 207,190th in the world and 8,883rd in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 8.06 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114thMost Influential: 257thLargest Black Market: 621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,543rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,660thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,011thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,112thMost Devout: 2,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,862ndLargest Governments: 4,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,785thLargest Mining Sector: 4,895thHighest Economic Output: 5,541stMost Efficient Economies: 5,942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,327thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,743rdMost Developed: 7,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,508thHealthiest Citizens: 10,244thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,098thSmartest Citizens: 14,884thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,796thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,167thRudest Citizens: 20,581st
Most Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 202nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 213th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th in the regionLargest Populations: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 297th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 310th in the regionMost Stationary: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 386th in the regionRudest Citizens: 395th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 634th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 838th in the region

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