The Kaiserreich of Asendavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.977 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,798 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 786,046 per year while the poor average 68,714, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and everyone apparently sends Hjalmar XVIII hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 40,218^th in the world and 378^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 4.98 billion Capita.