by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 516th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 769th Largest Black Market: 835th
The Kaiserreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.522 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Kaiserreich of Asendavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.522 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,191 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,430 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,067 per year while the poor average 67,277, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Strömhärad, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 2,819th in the world and 72nd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,635.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 769thLargest Black Market: 835thMost Influential: 917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,461stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,886thMost Devout: 2,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,189thHighest Average Incomes: 2,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,702ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,654thLargest Governments: 4,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,893rdRudest Citizens: 6,939thMost Efficient Economies: 7,126thLowest Crime Rates: 8,084thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,337thHealthiest Citizens: 10,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,145thMost Conservative: 13,566thMost Avoided: 14,691stMost Developed: 15,442ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,782nd
Largest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 357th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 401st in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 555th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 617th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 736th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 169 » Verdrassil, Queen Yuno, A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Aelitia, Aeneas Prime, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Furnifold, Axdel, Davinhia, Blazing Samaritan, Urimel, Indoeuropaische Lander, Kucia, Ridann, Centurionis, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Validia, Dremaur, Corylus, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Elejamie, The United Peoples of Liber, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Survivoristan, StarWarp, Greyghost, Wanabe, EMS Conglomerate, Propwash, Goodnamesarerare, Tyrosalem, Joundia, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Envisa, Oceanic Peoples, Elkenian, Newpromisedland, Roliganistan, and 119 others.Omnistria, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Slenty, North Swagland, Republic of Monarchists, Mexregiona, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Norport, Adolanta, Catiania, The Military Order of the Fuhrer Islands, Talitoa, Ribanzi, Nauremel, Danesopia, Ciggie Smallistan, H-Zhena, Muspel, Bachtendekuppen, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Free Syllvin, Federated States of Zootron, Am Echad, Xhaco, AngusEssa, Alenburg, Amjedia, Artimisiare, Aristortia, Arson123, Biggstonia, Azdrathdakai, Atuo, Airrajul, Iratan, Alsavat, Larsa der mirellis, Roissyland, Third Germanic Reich, Broengtopia, Kilkire, Bullpups, Karietown, Chile-Paraguay, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Fraxhemark, Pax Unitum, Illemenia, New Birblands, Kian Khe, Vultuca, Mogambotopia, Hugharia, Tshana, Republika ng Pilipinas, The Quarrymen, Nysa Arcadia, Opstan, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fylkirjord, Western Angli, Banana Isle, The Three States of Fortuna, Mirasiro, Dowlandistan, Socialist Holy American Empire, Swiggly Isles, Kampf Empire, Conistria, Fedele, Aden Dimities, Kosanx, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Frititonia, Volstokn, Ver Norge, Libertanny, Perfectland, Virgolia, Relfinin, Someseni, Hussony, Arkaudia, Wendelandia, Peatiktist, Norgsveldet, Devlon, Hopli, Militarized Algerstonia, Wataga, Pinwheel Island, United Edwards, Ravendi, The Angel of Charity, Tretrid, Super New Zealand, Rock Dove, Bantan, Arkhadimia, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Danelaw Scandinavia, Ruso-Germania, The Nation Of Hope, Ramaeus, Hizuru, Scientific Accuracy, Rhealaliit, ADOM, The Great Union of Serbian States, Grand Rheinland, Nova Caseus, Pulmonaria, and The Communist Commonwealth.

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