by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 646th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 769th Largest Black Market: 824th
The Kaiserreich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.977 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Kaiserreich of Asendavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.977 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,798 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 786,046 per year while the poor average 68,714, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, and everyone apparently sends Hjalmar XVIII hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 40,218th in the world and 378th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 4.98 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 646thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 769thLargest Black Market: 824thMost Influential: 953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,492ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,945thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,013thMost Devout: 2,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,250thHighest Average Incomes: 2,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,014thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,733rdLargest Governments: 4,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,754thLargest Mining Sector: 5,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,465thMost Efficient Economies: 6,946thLowest Crime Rates: 8,073rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,456thHealthiest Citizens: 10,354thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,132ndRudest Citizens: 13,781stMost Developed: 14,549thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,265th
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 334th in the regionRudest Citizens: 346th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 506th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 565th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 614th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 158 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Aelitia, Aeneas Prime, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Furnifold, Axdel, Davinhia, Blazing Samaritan, Urimel, Indoeuropaische Lander, Kucia, Ridann, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Dremaur, Corylus, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Survivoristan, StarWarp, Wanabe, EMS Conglomerate, Propwash, Goodnamesarerare, Joundia, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Envisa, Oceanic Peoples, Elkenian, Roliganistan, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Slenty, North Swagland, Republic of Monarchists, Mexregiona, Lyontisia, and 108 others.Mundiferrum, Norport, Adolanta, The Military Order of the Fuhrer Islands, Talitoa, Ribanzi, Nauremel, Danesopia, Ciggie Smallistan, H-Zhena, Bachtendekuppen, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Federated States of Zootron, Am Echad, Xhaco, AngusEssa, Alenburg, Amjedia, Artimisiare, Aristortia, Biggstonia, Atuo, Airrajul, Alsavat, Roissyland, Third Germanic Reich, Broengtopia, Bullpups, Karietown, Chile-Paraguay, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Fraxhemark, Illemenia, New Birblands, Mogambotopia, Hugharia, Tshana, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Western Angli, Mirasiro, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Conistria, Fedele, Aden Dimities, Kosanx, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Frititonia, Ver Norge, Relfinin, Someseni, Arkaudia, Wendelandia, Peatiktist, Devlon, Wataga, Pinwheel Island, United Edwards, Ravendi, Tretrid, Bantan, Arkhadimia, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Danelaw Scandinavia, Ruso-Germania, The Nation Of Hope, Hizuru, Rhealaliit, The Great Union of Serbian States, Grand Rheinland, Nova Caseus, The Communist Commonwealth, Lir Eirean, Izonno, Peoples United Republic of Exumis, Boal Pey Sovelogland, Impits Menouss, Marrico, Mutullah, Bons Boofer, United China Nation, The Happian Union, Midwestern States of USA, Republic of Berzerkistan, Cantonese Union, Tim Stark, Ravenow, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Birdbow, Thyaclinia, Shavara, Merlovich, Pulmonaria, Davelands, The Oan Isles, The Angel of Charity, ChiKalo and Surrounding Territories, Nazagully, Catiania, Letat Francias, Kaz Unia, VW53Aland, and Vultuca.

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