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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 550th
The Vizier of
Father Knows Best State
Country, Army, Family
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.746 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.746 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 4,133 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,325 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 2,160th in the world and 40th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 55,113.89 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 550thLargest Black Market: 661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 825thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,919thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,793rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,855thMost Devout: 3,036thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,972ndHighest Economic Output: 4,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,504thLargest Governments: 4,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,803rdMost Patriotic: 6,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,702ndMost Developed: 7,895thRudest Citizens: 7,975thLowest Crime Rates: 8,008thMost Efficient Economies: 8,166thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,079thHealthiest Citizens: 10,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,340thMost Stationary: 12,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,309thSmartest Citizens: 13,607thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,074thLargest Populations: 23,553rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Patriotic: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 190th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 378th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 543rd in the region

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