| Population | 9.277 billion |
| Capital | Strömhärad |
| Leader | Hjalmar XVIII |
| Faith | Ademarism |
| Currency | Jade Nudo |
| Animal | Gyoruna |
The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.277 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,663 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,111 Jade Nudoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.
Asendavia is ranked 179,450th in the world and 7,929th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Asendavia was endorsed by 
The Empire of Walshom.
- : Asendavia endorsed
The Republic of Gangad.
- : Asendavia endorsed
The Confederacy of Honestria.
- : Asendavia endorsed
The Empire of Sweet Everythings.
- : Asendavia endorsed
The Federal Republic of Eisenhund.
- : Asendavia endorsed
The Republic of Tofoon.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Gangad.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Honestria.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Empire of Sweet Everythings.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eisenhund.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 544 » 
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