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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 30th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 65th Largest Insurance Industry: 243rd
The Kingslayer of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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A mean old man

Population20.802 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart
Faithforgotten

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Kingslayer of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.802 billion Floridians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 7,259 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 348,973 colostomy bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,257,431 per year while the poor average 69,254, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 2,467th in the world and 1st in Lytic for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15,045.94 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 247thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 281stHighest Disposable Incomes: 356thMost Corrupt Governments: 581stHighest Economic Output: 652ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 687thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 809thHighest Average Incomes: 910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 953rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 967thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,296thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,693rdTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,820thLargest Black Market: 2,066thLowest Crime Rates: 2,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,405thLargest Mining Sector: 2,467thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,062ndLargest Populations: 4,582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,197thLargest Governments: 6,771stBest Weather: 7,160thFattest Citizens: 7,226thMost Secular: 7,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,689thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 13,163rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,761stMost Efficient Economies: 13,932ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,134th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : A mean old man's influence in Lytic rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : A mean old man's influence in Lytic rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : A mean old man's influence in Lytic rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : A mean old man's influence in Lytic rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : A mean old man's influence in Lytic rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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