|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.804 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,203 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,620 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man endorsed The Holy Empire of The South Hollow.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The South Hollow.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Tissandra.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Empire of Araise.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Empire of The Greater German Reich II.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of Araise.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tissandra.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Empire of The Greater German Reich II.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Holy Pescatarian Empire of Acronis.
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