|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.76 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 10,642 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,994 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Horthgar.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tors Maj.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Free Land of Kalaratri.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The Free Land of Kalaratri.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vertal.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Holy Empire of BeNjAmInLaNdIa.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of The Digital Rights Collective.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ytamaraty.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Anatolian People.
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