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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121st
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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A mean old man

Population27.413 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart
Faithforgotten

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.413 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,485 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,038 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 174,772nd in the world and 8,068th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.46 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121stLargest Insurance Industry: 194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 246thMost Influential: 297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 552ndHighest Economic Output: 676thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 858thLargest Agricultural Sector: 997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,050thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,078thHighest Average Incomes: 1,514thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,391stLowest Crime Rates: 2,511thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdLargest Black Market: 2,964thLargest Mining Sector: 3,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,590thMost Patriotic: 3,692ndLargest Populations: 3,986thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,263rdBest Weather: 5,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,363rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,760thLargest Governments: 7,224thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,188thMost Secular: 9,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,079thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,554thMost Efficient Economies: 18,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,878thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,658thFattest Citizens: 24,038th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 166th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Secular: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 368th in the regionRudest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 480th in the regionFattest Citizens: 492nd in the regionMost Stationary: 545th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 579th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 590th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 592nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 679th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 896th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 932nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,016th in the regionMost Developed: 1,054th in the region

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