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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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A mean old man

Population30.76 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart
Faithforgotten

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.76 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 10,642 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,994 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 9,864th in the world and 234th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 95.54 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134thLargest Insurance Industry: 183rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 463rdMost Influential: 470thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 566thHighest Economic Output: 690thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 929thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,655thHighest Average Incomes: 1,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,388thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,376thLargest Black Market: 3,687thLargest Populations: 3,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,143rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,612thBest Weather: 4,722ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,081stMost Patriotic: 7,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,479thLargest Governments: 7,553rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,481stMost Secular: 9,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,863rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,946thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,304thMost Stationary: 24,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 26,176th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Patriotic: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 239th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 390th in the regionRudest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 542nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 550th in the region

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