|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.453 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,733 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,112 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The 妄想感傷代償連盟 の Queendom of of Hizuru.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Entio.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Technological Marvel of Shadowfel.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Fiefdom of Arafors.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Alcatus republic of Calption.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Ship Fleet of Loreintor.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Technological Marvel of Shadowfel.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Arafors.
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