|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.042 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 6,194 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 343,360 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,435,676 per year while the poor average 53,525, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Retired Senator of Feux.
- : A mean old man's influence in The Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Hlaalu Monarchy of Helseth.
- : A mean old man's influence in The Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : A mean old man's influence in The Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : A mean old man's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Greater Confederate Republic of Svezjacael.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Ălven V÷lksreich of Jar Wattinree.
- : Following new legislation in A mean old man, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.