|Leader||a tired and angry old fart|
|Animal||really old cat|
The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.114 billion geriatrics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 7,987 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,574 colostomy bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,894,994 per year while the poor average 32,093, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The Federal Republic of Rainbow Vests.
- : A mean old man lost the endorsement of The Democratic Republic of The Eternal Land of Jong.
- : A mean old man endorsed The United States of The Outremer VII.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Democratic Republic of Sokala.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sokala.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United States of The Outremer VII.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Galactic Federal Republic of The Earth Systems Alliance.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Galactic Federal Republic of The Earth Systems Alliance.
- : A mean old man endorsed The Republic of Tvars.
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