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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 67th Largest Agricultural Sector: 192nd
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Corporate Police State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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A mean old man

Population18.042 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.042 billion Floridians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 6,194 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 343,360 colostomy bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,435,676 per year while the poor average 53,525, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 167,214th in the world and 7,187th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.54 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 32ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67thLargest Agricultural Sector: 192ndLargest Insurance Industry: 268thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 377thMost Corrupt Governments: 411thHighest Economic Output: 724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 728thHighest Average Incomes: 816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 823rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 827thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,481stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,581stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,934thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,346thLargest Mining Sector: 2,748thLargest Black Market: 3,513thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,553rdFattest Citizens: 4,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,355thLargest Populations: 4,893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,807thMost Secular: 6,093rdLargest Governments: 6,660thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,511thBest Weather: 9,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,914thHighest Drug Use: 11,628thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,799thMost Efficient Economies: 11,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,567th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Secular: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionBest Weather: 289th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 310th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 373rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 426th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 458th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 656th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Aleisyr, Pergamon, Svezjacael, Helseth, and Feux.

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