Population | 27.941 billion |
Capital | the world |
Leader | a tired and angry old fart |
Faith | forgotten |
Currency | colostomy bag |
Animal | really old cat |
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.941 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,667 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,985 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
A mean old man is ranked 40,775th in the world and 881st in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,375.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The United Socialist States of North Checnya.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Empire of Crallus.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Empire of Circles.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Empire of Eventbaia.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Imperial Kiestin.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Empire of Urbs Sanguinis.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Oceanic Union of Pacific Islandz.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Mariarty.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Federation of MTSK.
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A mean old man was endorsed by
The Republic of Chespi.
World Assembly
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