The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.342 billion Pakotskì are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,229 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 56,152^nd in the world and 1,832^nd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.