The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.285 billion Pakotskì have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 437 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,029 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Võlatsk's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 174,514^th in the world and 6,702^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -38.26 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.