The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.66 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,350 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of The East Pacific, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 15,607^th in the world and 229^th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,049 trillion Standard Monetary Units.