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Largest Welfare Programs: 52ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 67thNicest Citizens: 103rd
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
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Population7.342 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.342 billion Pakotský are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,229 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 56,152nd in the world and 1,832nd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 52ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 67thNicest Citizens: 103rdMost Inclusive: 110thMost Pacifist: 113thBest Weather: 121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199thMost Beautiful Environments: 214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232ndMost Developed: 256thLongest Average Lifespans: 284thMost Influential: 322ndHealthiest Citizens: 342ndMost Secular: 394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 448thLeast Corrupt Governments: 571stMost Advanced Public Education: 626thLargest Governments: 695thLowest Crime Rates: 808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,220thSafest: 1,295thSmartest Citizens: 1,806thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,200thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,998thMost Cultured: 4,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,735thHighest Economic Output: 11,627thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,300thMost Stationary: 15,280thMost Income Equality: 15,649thHighest Drug Use: 17,382ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,785th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionSafest: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionLargest Populations: 318th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 394th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 503rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 702nd in the region

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