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Largest Welfare Programs: 51stMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stNicest Citizens: 85th
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
RMB Moderator | Vizier
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population7.997 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.997 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,000 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 223,083rd in the world and 7,296th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -544.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 51stMost Compassionate Citizens: 61stNicest Citizens: 85thMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Inclusive: 94thBest Weather: 104thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166thMost Beautiful Environments: 194thMost Developed: 201stLongest Average Lifespans: 218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 233rdHealthiest Citizens: 242ndHighest Food Quality: 268thMost Influential: 353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 396thMost Secular: 493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 499thMost Advanced Public Education: 560thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 588thLargest Governments: 600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 617thLowest Crime Rates: 709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,094thSafest: 1,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,519thSmartest Citizens: 1,594thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,380thMost Cultured: 3,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,120thMost Efficient Economies: 3,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,749thHighest Average Incomes: 5,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,063rdHighest Economic Output: 10,346thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,142ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,247thMost Stationary: 14,327th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionLargest Populations: 310th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 351st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 742nd in the region

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