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Most Compassionate Citizens: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd
The Obvious NPO Plant of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.211 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.211 billion Pakotský enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,308 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,958 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 304,412th in the world and 7,462nd in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -25 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndBest Weather: 42ndNicest Citizens: 44thMost Pacifist: 47thMost Secular: 47thMost Inclusive: 50thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95thMost Developed: 97thHealthiest Citizens: 102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 108thLongest Average Lifespans: 108thHighest Food Quality: 132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272ndLargest Governments: 292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 316thLowest Crime Rates: 397thMost Cheerful Citizens: 601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 694thSmartest Citizens: 820thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdSafest: 1,588thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,964thMost Efficient Economies: 1,990thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,179thMost Influential: 2,252ndMost Cultured: 2,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,969thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,932ndHighest Economic Output: 5,562ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,094thMost Stationary: 10,863rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,062ndTop
Largest Populations: 30,539th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionMost Stationary: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 264th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Pakitsk was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Pakitsk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Riemstagrad".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
  • : Pakitsk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Minimum Standard of Living Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » New Leganes, Danelaw Scandinavia, Caymarnia, Zanithia, Solek, Lunma Un, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, Gran Yucanoa, Newsoslavia, Akimera, Vilender, Trinchet, Nienor and Sokka, Unger under over, Murshan, Pondingonia, Grangrado, Reino De Latine, EmpireBR, The Holy Rat, Verisi, Asendavia, La Xinga, Texaria, The planet nation, Rikos Isles, Nova Avalona, Devlon, Roissyland, Altys, Tassirion, Krozland, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Walo, Anfair, The United Intergalactic Republic, New Sciacca, Volinovia, Damascus Novus, Troc, Alarastra, West Nagato, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Standeshar, Aeljae, Working scumbags, Dreamersistan, New Croxia, and 103 others.Ratlan, Metzitlan, Goat Republic, Hipakistan, Grossre Swagerstan, Lilisk, Royabad, Dragons Blood, Verconia, Savorca, Kalaykanah, A Slanted Black Stripe, Aquyia, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Aivintis, VW53Aland, CheeseBurrito, The Three States of Fortuna, Centrical Union, Adolanta, Packilvania, Amjedia, Hizuru, Ridann, Empire of Dabiristan, Peatiktist, Enlil, Brethren, Myehn, Headpat Central, Kangarawa, Blobbo, Isahaak, Thurland, Enou, Mardom, The Great Andes, Debluu, BearStackof2015, Nuovo Regno Italico, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Fellon, Ribanzi, Kalaratri, United Commonwealth of American States, Agave, Blobon, Axdel, Caro1inia, Lundenia, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Tea Jol, The 7th Coalition of Alba, A mean old man, The Marlands, Kylondia, Merlovich, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Euricanis, Lointland, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Cacnesia, Coule Presko, Davinhia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Santa Dystopia, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Atrocha, United Citizens, Sansangra, NewImperia, Wes Ser, Federation Of The Artics, Romanoddle Republic, Sandboxford, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, The Soviet Texas Union, New Gehenna, Mandatory Herding, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Karcovshkie, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Eastorias, Marrabuk, Northen Luxembourg, ArenaC, Wiranath, Bobadyk, Jankono, Stanley I, Neratica, Daravon, Vaskeden, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, and New Garokirk.