The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.565 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,005 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 150,056^th in the world and 3,365^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 70.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.