The Obvious NPO Plant of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.211 billion Pakotskì enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,308 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,958 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 304,412^th in the world and 7,462^nd in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -25 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.