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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 288th Most Compassionate Citizens: 353rd Largest Welfare Programs: 371st
The Hail TEP of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Marsupial Murderer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.285 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.285 billion Pakotský have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 437 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,029 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in V§latsk's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 174,514th in the world and 6,702nd in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -38.26 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 288thMost Compassionate Citizens: 353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 371stBest Weather: 403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450thNicest Citizens: 466thMost Pacifist: 501stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 615thMost Beautiful Environments: 671stMost Inclusive: 715thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 796thLongest Average Lifespans: 870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 981stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,597thHealthiest Citizens: 1,671stTop
Most Influential: 2,100thSafest: 2,143rdMost Developed: 2,475thLowest Crime Rates: 2,488thLargest Governments: 2,869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,291stMost Secular: 4,527thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,368thSmartest Citizens: 5,554thMost Cultured: 7,716thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,224thHighest Drug Use: 8,457thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,912thMost Efficient Economies: 12,997thHighest Average Incomes: 17,129th
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 66th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Secular: 144th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 383rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the regionNudest: 468th in the regionLargest Populations: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 657th in the region

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