by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 427th Largest Welfare Programs: 474th Best Weather: 541st
The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Widow Maker
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.886 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.886 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 345 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 119,680 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 8,584th in the world and 194th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,736.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 427thLargest Welfare Programs: 474thBest Weather: 541stNicest Citizens: 543rdMost Pacifist: 659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 847thMost Inclusive: 872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,251stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,911thHealthiest Citizens: 1,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,483rdMost Influential: 3,007thLowest Crime Rates: 3,465thLargest Governments: 4,030thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,032ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,316thMost Secular: 6,493rdMost Developed: 6,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,566thSmartest Citizens: 7,664thMost Cultured: 8,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,584thTop
Safest: 8,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,221st
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionSafest: 285th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 462nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 481st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the regionLargest Populations: 592nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 643rd in the regionNudest: 647th in the region

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