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Largest Welfare Programs: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 89thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd
The Welfarist Vizierdom of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
RMB Moderator | Vizier | Viceroy Designee
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Population6.565 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Vizierdom of Pakitsk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.565 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,005 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 150,056th in the world and 3,365th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 70.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 89thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndNicest Citizens: 130thMost Pacifist: 140thMost Inclusive: 140thBest Weather: 150thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249thMost Beautiful Environments: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291stMost Influential: 304thMost Developed: 304thLongest Average Lifespans: 345thHealthiest Citizens: 426thMost Secular: 463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 516thMost Advanced Public Education: 600thLargest Governments: 811thLowest Crime Rates: 922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,005thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,002ndSmartest Citizens: 2,089thSafest: 2,192ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,028thMost Cultured: 4,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,417thMost Efficient Economies: 5,458thHighest Average Incomes: 6,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,507thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,907thMost Stationary: 16,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,737th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 206th in the regionMost Stationary: 232nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionLargest Populations: 343rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 584th in the region

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