The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.048 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,102 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 147,914^th in the world and 6,481^st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.