Population | 10.048 billion |
Capital | Võlatsk |
Leader | Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv |
Faith | Welfarism |
Currency | danirtsk |
Animal | marmot |
The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.048 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,102 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.
Pakitsk is ranked 147,914th in the world and 6,481st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk endorsed
The ✨✨MENACING THREAT✨✨ of Zukchiva.
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Pakitsk was endorsed by
The ✨✨MENACING THREAT✨✨ of Zukchiva.
- : Following new legislation in
Pakitsk, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
Pakitsk, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
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Pakitsk lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Pakitsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Access to Scientific Knowledge"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 159 » New Leganes,
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Danelaw Scandinavia,
VW53Aland,
Veterans Association,
Enlil,
Debluu,
Eastern Alksearia,
Axdel,
Euricanis,
Kuseropia Repubationtopia,
Layngderfleethe,
The Soviet Texas Union,
In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia,
Marrabuk,
ArenaC,
Auslivia,
Seratiago,
Caymarnia,
Unger under over,
The planet nation,
Anfair,
Canadian Technocrats,
Aeljae,
Dragons Blood,
A Slanted Black Stripe,
Aquyia,
Distro-Spartica,
Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS,
Aivintis,
CheeseBurrito,
The Three States of Fortuna,
Arkantis,
Sandsepol,
Fontesia,
Centrical Union,
Rhealaliit,
Adolanta,
Packilvania,
Amjedia,
Hizuru,
Ridann,
Empire of Dabiristan,
Serene Amonkhet,
Peatiktist,
Brethren,
Myehn,
Styklelilere,
Headpat Central,
Survivoristan, and 109 others.
Kangarawa,
Fenosia,
Blobbo,
Isahaak,
Thurland,
Enou,
Nakosa,
Republic of Restaks,
Liga ng Tagapagtanggol ng Payday 2,
Mardom,
FreedomIand,
The Great Andes,
BearStackof2015,
Idk really,
Sicilianzo,
Tugboat7,
Capartia,
Islamarnia,
Albrook,
Korasonos,
Malitistan,
Nuovo Regno Italico,
Nothereland,
Catlovenia,
Casillo y Real,
Wakeopolis,
Brotherland,
Chalan,
The united republican democratic states,
Azureano,
Dreamersistan,
Arcadiam,
East Malaysia,
Vaskeden,
The Solar Ottomans,
Fellon,
Perah,
Ribanzi,
Kalaratri,
OwOUwUOwOUwU,
Romanoddle Republic,
Land of Corporations,
United Commonwealth of American States,
Agave,
Evrigenis,
Blobon,
Tzavoa,
Jamitri,
Yorksin,
Vannington,
Burgindy,
New Missoura,
Preat,
Gwaentrymulnuuli,
Caro1inia,
BadRNG,
Exitos,
Lundenia,
Rikos Isles,
Xogunato Tokugawa,
Valerite,
Dumbolt,
Tenaliacity,
Kingdom of Hapsteld,
New Tokyo-3 City,
Money for ever,
Nevertopia,
AuthRight Authoritarianism,
Tassirion,
Tyrosalem,
Hosoven,
Tea Jol,
The 7th Coalition of Alba,
A mean old man,
Nature and Industry,
Ykrein,
The Marlands,
Skyrim tamriel,
Kylondia,
Pizzapizzalandia,
Russian Social Federation,
Gemaisie,
Merlovich,
Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim,
New Black Earth,
Valencia islands,
Suzanil,
Devlon,
The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices,
Lamtia,
Nova-Columbia,
Nociav,
Lointland,
Reino De Latine,
The Xeopiranzecraste,
Shauvania,
Frankinstan,
Gemocratic Territories,
Cel Victorian Kingdom,
Kond Mex Ethostorgel,
The Antlantic islands,
Republic of mountain people,
Kaldrbuth,
Isole Ionie,
Estande,
Neclorland,
Kingdom of Bornai,
Lundwurst, and
Zukchiva.