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Largest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th
The Welfarist Wardenate of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pakitsk

Population13.336 billion

CapitalV§latsk
LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
FaithWelfarism

Currencydanirtsk
Animalmarmot

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.336 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 3,752 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 281,403 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 283,866th in the world and 5,560th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.33 prayers per hour.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35thBest Weather: 36thNicest Citizens: 37thMost Pacifist: 39thMost Inclusive: 39thMost Secular: 84thMost Developed: 85thHealthiest Citizens: 85thMost Beautiful Environments: 86thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87thLongest Average Lifespans: 92ndHighest Food Quality: 116thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239thLargest Governments: 264thMost Advanced Public Education: 299thLowest Crime Rates: 357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 631stSmartest Citizens: 769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 948thLeast Corrupt Governments: 963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,351stMost Efficient Economies: 1,984thMost Influential: 2,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,276thSafest: 2,393rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,963rdMost Cultured: 2,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,098thHighest Average Incomes: 3,329thHighest Economic Output: 4,998thMost Stationary: 10,239thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,749thMost Income Equality: 20,278thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,994th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 68th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 378th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 455th in the regionMost Income Equality: 480th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Pakitsk was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Fredti.
  • : Pakitsk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblowing Convention".
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
  • : Following new legislation in Pakitsk, the entire entry for Pakitsk in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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World Assembly

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