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Most Compassionate Citizens: 46thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thBest Weather: 64th
The Piratical Godmodder of
Democratic Socialists
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Pakitsk

Population10.048 billion

CapitalV§latsk
LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
FaithWelfarism

Currencydanirtsk
Animalmarmot

The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.048 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,102 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 147,914th in the world and 6,481st in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 46thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thBest Weather: 64thMost Pacifist: 64thNicest Citizens: 64thMost Inclusive: 67thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76thMost Developed: 121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 135thMost Beautiful Environments: 141stHealthiest Citizens: 143rdHighest Food Quality: 200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 277thMost Secular: 286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 353rdLargest Governments: 420thMost Advanced Public Education: 473rdLowest Crime Rates: 488thLeast Corrupt Governments: 757thMost Cheerful Citizens: 800thSafest: 985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,005thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,074thSmartest Citizens: 1,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,673rdMost Influential: 1,911thMost Efficient Economies: 2,581stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,963rdMost Cultured: 3,639thHighest Average Incomes: 4,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,832ndHighest Economic Output: 7,449thMost Stationary: 12,389thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,468thTop
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Most Income Equality: 24,144thHighest Drug Use: 25,129th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 161st in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 224th in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 363rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 734th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 769th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,192nd in the region

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