The Republic of Azosd is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.759 billion Azosdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth 257 trillion Kazoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,286 Kazoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, glamping Azosdians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azosd is ranked 9,505^th in the world and 251^st in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.98 bananas ingested per day.