The United Republic of AngusEssa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gerolan IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.749 billion AngusEssans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawasaga. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AngusEssan economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,568 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngusEssa's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AngusEssa is ranked 285,973^rd in the world and 4,603^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.