The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.428 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,353 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 117,981 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Kriovian Navy, and it's best not to ask what goes into Ekriovia Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 106,038^th in the world and 3,481^st in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 138,150 Standard Monetary Units.