The Federal Republic of Rainbow Vests is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by an Taoiseach with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.326 billion Rainbow Vestsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pale. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainbow Vestsian economy, worth 832 trillion Quid a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,655 Quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rainbow Vests's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rainbow Vests is ranked 570^th in the world and 39^th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 244 valid endorsements.