The Federal Republic of Rainbow Vests is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Taoiseach with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.638 billion Rainbow Vestsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pale. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainbow Vestsian economy, worth 495 trillion Quid a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,888 Quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, visions of giant pink Sheep are a common side effect after Rainbow Vestsians eat their meals, An Taoiseach has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rainbow Vests's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rainbow Vests is ranked 19,960^th in the world and 604^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,274.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.