The Queendom of Priti Purple Wonderland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Priti with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.703 billion Priti Purple Wonderlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pritopia. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Priti Purple Wonderlandian economy, worth 492 trillion pritipops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,914 pritipops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International trade can be a pain to deal with, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Priti Purple Wonderland's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indian.

Priti Purple Wonderland is ranked 17,694^th in the world and 405^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.67 law-abiding acts per hour.