The Queendom of Priti Purple Wonderland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Priti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.605 billion Priti Purple Wonderlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pritopia. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Priti Purple Wonderlandian economy, worth 331 trillion pritipops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,338 pritipops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, all guns must be registered, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Priti Purple Wonderland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Priti Purple Wonderland's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indian.

Priti Purple Wonderland is ranked 280,325^th in the world and 5,465^th in The East Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.