The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.055 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,638 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, artists are pillars of society, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 26,254^th in the world and 481^st in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,700.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.