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Lowest Crime Rates: 983rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,767th
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Workers of the world, unite!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.055 billion

LeaderPresident Madero

Currencypeople's mark

The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.055 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,638 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, artists are pillars of society, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 26,254th in the world and 481st in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,700.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 983rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,556thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,917thBest Weather: 3,119thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,130thMost Developed: 3,186thMost Influential: 3,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,534thMost Patriotic: 3,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,885thLargest Governments: 5,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,624thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,742ndMost Stationary: 5,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,009thSmartest Citizens: 6,039thHighest Economic Output: 6,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,969thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,668thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,266thMost Inclusive: 14,033rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,383rdHighest Food Quality: 14,992ndMost Authoritarian: 16,639thMost Secular: 18,128thLargest Mining Sector: 19,501stLargest Populations: 19,843rdMost Income Equality: 21,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,254th
Lowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Patriotic: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 219th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 252nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 273rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 347th in the regionMost Inclusive: 405th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 412th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 425th in the regionMost Secular: 444th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 481st in the regionMost Income Equality: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 578th in the region

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