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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500thLowest Crime Rates: 2,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,423rd
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Caymarnia

Population14.368 billion

CapitalCaymarnigrad
LeaderPresident Madero

Currencypeople's mark
Animalgryphon

The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Madero with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.368 billion Caymarnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,874 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,076 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caymarnia is ranked 241,521st in the world and 9,359th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,500thLowest Crime Rates: 2,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,423rdLargest Black Market: 2,510thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,586thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,340thMost Influential: 3,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,314thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,550thHealthiest Citizens: 4,763rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,806thMost Patriotic: 5,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,726thHighest Economic Output: 6,044thLargest Mining Sector: 6,306thMost Stationary: 6,556thHighest Average Incomes: 7,364thLargest Governments: 8,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,544thBest Weather: 12,805thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,061stMost Secular: 14,926thSmartest Citizens: 15,796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,556thLargest Populations: 21,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,157thMost Developed: 21,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,812th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 106th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Patriotic: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 276th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 374th in the regionBest Weather: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 401st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 466th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 496th in the regionMost Developed: 579th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 580th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 723rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 810th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Caymarnia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Caymarnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Caymarnia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.

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