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Rudest Citizens: 1,114thLargest Retail Industry: 1,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,784th
The Democratic Republic of
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From the darkness, the brightest seed of freedom grows.
Pinuno
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Monezambique

Population4.121 billion

CapitalLibertad
LeaderPinuno

Currencytarara
Animalbleeding iguana

The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pinuno with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.121 billion Monezambiqueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth 741 trillion tararas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,931 tararas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 26,195th in the world and 843rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,951.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,114thLargest Retail Industry: 1,704thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,224thMost Influential: 3,280thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,864thMost Cultured: 4,363rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,492ndMost Secular: 4,580thMost Inclusive: 4,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,446thSmartest Citizens: 6,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,214thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,488thHighest Average Incomes: 8,932ndMost Developed: 8,941stTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12,596thBest Weather: 14,940thHighest Drug Use: 16,484thLargest Black Market: 16,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,669thMost Efficient Economies: 18,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,354thLargest Governments: 20,408thSafest: 22,595th
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Rudest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 114th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 166th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 170th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 269th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 378th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 394th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 483rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 498th in the regionLargest Black Market: 499th in the regionMost Stationary: 522nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 586th in the regionSafest: 758th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 818th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 843rd in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monezambique was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Safest and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, tourists visit Monezambique to mass-moon Monezambiquean politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, behind every local dictator is a Monezambiquean advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.

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