The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pinuno with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.634 billion Monezambiqueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion tararas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,196 tararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Monezambiqueans, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and the internal market is thriving. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 30,585^th in the world and 780^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.45 law-abiding acts per hour.