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Bai Lung

Population33.513 billion

LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyBai Lungese Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.513 billion Bai Lungeses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 14,767 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 440,647 Bai Lungese Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 214,828th in the world and 7,249th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -278.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 78thLargest Mining Sector: 92ndLargest Insurance Industry: 104thFattest Citizens: 139thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 183rdHighest Economic Output: 187thLargest Agricultural Sector: 246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 320thMost Efficient Economies: 390thLowest Crime Rates: 447thMost Avoided: 458thHighest Average Incomes: 551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 787thMost Corrupt Governments: 845thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 867thHighest Poor Incomes: 941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,006thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,228thMost Stationary: 1,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,404thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,501stLargest Populations: 1,637thMost Influential: 1,947thLargest Retail Industry: 2,003rdLargest Governments: 2,202ndTop
Most Armed: 2,472ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,225thRudest Citizens: 3,408thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,726thLargest Black Market: 5,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,288thSafest: 8,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,460thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,978thSmartest Citizens: 9,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,076thTop
Most Patriotic: 12,972ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,902nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 233rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionSafest: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 572nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 770th in the region

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