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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd Fattest Citizens: 98th Largest Mining Sector: 105th
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Bai Lung

Population26.032 billion

LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyFree BL Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Free Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.032 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 11,290 trillion Free BL Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 433,721 Free BL Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,479,996 per year while the poor average 36,682, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the government is a law unto itself, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 17,362nd in the world and 609th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,693.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndFattest Citizens: 98thLargest Mining Sector: 105thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thLargest Insurance Industry: 121stMost Avoided: 144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thHighest Economic Output: 205thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 209thLowest Crime Rates: 312thHighest Average Incomes: 338thMost Corrupt Governments: 461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 709thLargest Retail Industry: 736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,012thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,052ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,172ndMost Stationary: 1,690thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,693rdLargest Governments: 1,801stMost Efficient Economies: 1,835thMost Influential: 1,844thLargest Populations: 1,874thRudest Citizens: 2,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,223rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,799thLargest Black Market: 6,595thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,661stMost Conservative: 6,709thMost Pro-Market: 7,345thMost Extreme: 8,270thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,924thSmartest Citizens: 9,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,797thSafest: 13,934th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 211th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 252nd in the regionMost Extreme: 356th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 403rd in the regionSafest: 448th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 503rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 609th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 610th in the region

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