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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 101stLargest Insurance Industry: 107th
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Bai Lung

Population31.44 billion

LeaderLin Zhang

CurrencyBai Lungese Dollar
AnimalTiger Pig and Man

The Republic of Bai Lung is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.44 billion Bai Lungeses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongjing. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bai Lungian economy, worth an astonishing 13,909 trillion Bai Lungese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 442,403 Bai Lungese Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,781,652 per year while the poor average 29,640, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bai Lung's national animal is the Tiger Pig and Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bai Lung is ranked 1,353rd in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,327.7062036 Days.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 101stLargest Insurance Industry: 107thFattest Citizens: 127thMost Avoided: 149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180thHighest Economic Output: 190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272ndMost Efficient Economies: 347thLowest Crime Rates: 413thHighest Average Incomes: 479thMost Corrupt Governments: 704thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 762ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 914thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 962ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,073rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,215thMost Stationary: 1,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,430thLargest Retail Industry: 1,678thLargest Populations: 1,692ndMost Influential: 1,769thTop
Largest Governments: 2,100thMost Armed: 2,132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,150thRudest Citizens: 4,761stLargest Black Market: 5,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,344thSmartest Citizens: 9,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,413thSafest: 10,187thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,932nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 182nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 272nd in the regionSafest: 340th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 507th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 777th in the region

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