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Most Compassionate Citizens: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 152ndNicest Citizens: 170th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
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Headpat Central

Population10.455 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.455 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 252,608 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback fox is only seen in captivity programs, glamping Headpat Centralians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Headpat Central has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 17,143rd in the world and 867th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 82.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 152ndNicest Citizens: 170thMost Inclusive: 192ndMost Pacifist: 194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 196thHighest Food Quality: 285thMost Developed: 355thHealthiest Citizens: 377thLongest Average Lifespans: 387thBest Weather: 425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489thMost Beautiful Environments: 490thSafest: 510thLargest Publishing Industry: 667thMost Cultured: 702ndSmartest Citizens: 738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,255thLargest Governments: 1,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,518thMost Influential: 1,804thMost Efficient Economies: 2,520thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,796thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,743rdHighest Economic Output: 6,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,699thMost Patriotic: 9,926thMost Secular: 10,605thMost Stationary: 11,711thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,143rd
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionMost Patriotic: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 248th in the regionMost Secular: 347th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 754th in the regionMost Income Equality: 867th in the regionNudest: 1,052nd in the region

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