by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 157thLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thNicest Citizens: 181st
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
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Headpat Central

Population8.685 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.685 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,776 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss, the new Fox Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 206,988th in the world and 6,259th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 157thLeast Corrupt Governments: 168thNicest Citizens: 181stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 197thMost Inclusive: 199thMost Pacifist: 211thHighest Food Quality: 290thMost Developed: 376thHealthiest Citizens: 400thLongest Average Lifespans: 419thBest Weather: 451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 547thSafest: 563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 694thMost Cultured: 716thSmartest Citizens: 815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 880thLargest Welfare Programs: 949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,157thLowest Crime Rates: 1,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,317thLargest Governments: 1,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,791stMost Influential: 1,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,044thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,574thHighest Average Incomes: 4,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,981stHighest Economic Output: 8,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,450thMost Patriotic: 9,518thMost Secular: 10,540thTop
Most Stationary: 13,211th
Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 198th in the regionMost Patriotic: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 275th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 366th in the regionNudest: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Politically Free: 646th in the region

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