The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.455 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 252,608 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback fox is only seen in captivity programs, glamping Headpat Centralians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Headpat Central has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 17,143^rd in the world and 867^th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 82.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.