by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 198th
The Compassionate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Headpat Central

Population7.751 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.751 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 235,404 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Headpat Central. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 1,374th in the world and 29th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,181.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 175thLeast Corrupt Governments: 198thMost Inclusive: 204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211thMost Pacifist: 212thMost Developed: 378thHealthiest Citizens: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 421stBest Weather: 443rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 478thMost Beautiful Environments: 558thSafest: 609thLargest Publishing Industry: 747thMost Cultured: 774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 823rdSmartest Citizens: 824thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,198thLowest Crime Rates: 1,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,299thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,390thLargest Governments: 1,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,633rdMost Influential: 1,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,845thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,404thHighest Average Incomes: 4,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,613thHighest Economic Output: 9,120thMost Secular: 10,930thTop
Most Stationary: 14,279thMost Income Equality: 18,754th
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionLargest Populations: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 367th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 802nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 862nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 867th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Headpat Central.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Colony of Martian States of America.
  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Wiranath, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Riveraland, Sansangra, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Peatiktist, British Calradia, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Goodnamesarerare, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, United China Nation, Neruch, Axdel, Pakitsk, VW53Aland, Ridann, Mundiferrum, Bullpups, Enlil, Freedom Fascists, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Broengtopia, Talitoa, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, Roliganistan, Dragons Blood, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Todd McCloud, and 106 others.Marrabuk, Drunken Seal Islands, Merlovich, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, Kalaratri, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Monteconstance, FreedomIand, Zukchiva, Kelsyth, Bai Lung, Imperial Akatsuki, Ripsylvania, Plazland, Ad Honorem Dei, Republic of New India, Fellon, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Staynes, Greater New Cassandra, Barfleur, Lingu, The Eternal Land of Jong, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Azureano, Roissyland, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Imprisoned Freeman, Tassirion, Spiruvania, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Pekweng, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Distro-Spartica, Ephem, New Leganes, Samaltak True, Zang0, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, 3 14159265358979323846264, Horn of Havenkaap, Neptunian Military Administration, Sunsistan, Yelkinam, Amabilis, Forro Islands, Tissandra, Gunov, New Bobby, Forktoon, Tawuse, Oofery, Coruh, Markhor, Jamitri, Layngderfleethe, Wakeopolis, Lanwa, Elejamie, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, South Azerbijan, Debluu, From New World, Dravida India, EHTYCSCYTHE, Zeiberland, Boooshi, Hellod Immury, Crucifer, CheeseBurrito, Biingus, Cacnesia, Vogar, Blobbo, Aeoliah, THE V0ID, Cellar Doors, Brova, Juliania Secundus, Insi Karai, Adolanta, Zidium, Lorrana, Under Upper Antartica, Jove Mahmo, Cakitalim, North Bernia, JosheNation, Hogwarts of muggles, Eastern Alksearia, Modra, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Namaste Isle, Espeon LD, and Martian States of America.

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