The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.751 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 235,404 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Headpat Central. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Headpat Central.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Colony of Martian States of America.
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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