The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.685 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,776 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss, the new Fox Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 206,988^th in the world and 6,259^th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.