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Most Compassionate Citizens: 312th Nicest Citizens: 378th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 388th
The Compassionate Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.
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Headpat Central

Population3.895 billion

CapitalHeadpat City


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.895 billion Headpat Centralians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 670 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,119 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Headpat Central successfully hosted the The East Pacific Olympics, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, they say that Headpat Centralians made a dessert and called it peace, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 1,555th in the world and 24th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 70.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 312thNicest Citizens: 378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 458thMost Inclusive: 552ndMost Pacifist: 613thSafest: 735thBest Weather: 859thHealthiest Citizens: 952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,401stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,555thMost Influential: 1,632ndTop
Most Cultured: 1,840thMost Developed: 1,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,197thSmartest Citizens: 2,346thLowest Crime Rates: 2,902ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,685thLargest Governments: 5,849thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,670thHighest Average Incomes: 8,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,071stNudest: 11,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,357thMost Secular: 14,820thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,323rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 213th in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 341st in the regionLargest Populations: 432nd in the regionMost Secular: 443rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 545th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, they say that Headpat Centralians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, Headpat Central successfully hosted the The East Pacific Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, much of Headpat Central's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Headpat Central endorsed The Republic of Sreneck.
  • : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Republic of Sreneck.
  • : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Headpat Central was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Arkantis, Todd McCloud, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Aelitia, Survivoristan, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Wendelandia, Akorial, Aristortia, Furnifold, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, Pendragonania, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Splena, Fraxhemark, Wiranath, Danesopia, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Republic of Monarchists, Ardenaea, Riveraland, Sansangra, Solestia, Fedele, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bachtendekuppen, Ver Norge, Someseni, Ravendi, Gorbastan, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Dreshand, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Urimel, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Acnor, and 77 others.Goodnamesarerare, Merlovich, Grand Rheinland, Marrico, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Valdwall, United China Nation, Nazagully, Airrajul, Neruch, Tim Stark, Thyaclinia, Axdel, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Chols Worithopia, Pakitsk, Davelands, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Ridann, The Sacred Whale, Lejon Stad, Shantan, Solarfall, Osterreich und Ungarn, TheRuthenians, Ribanzi, AngusEssa, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Shinnokawa, Bullpups, Enlil, The Angel of Charity, Perpetuam, Elsweyr Land, Superior Indonesia, Sicilla, Blazing Samaritan, Freedom Fascists, The Holy Empire of Moronica, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Vrama, Rhealaliit, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Tierrafirma, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Holy Utopian Republic, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, Justice-Becoming, Astroa, VoyKovie, Kingdom of dragoon, Kingdom of Pars, Bortalandet, Guthra, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, The New Wisconsin Empire, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, Layogenic, Servants of Gizmo, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, and Sreneck.

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