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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 781stMost Secular: 4,730thMost Influential: 4,839th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Stars of Progress
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Parisimo

Population280 million

CurrencyPara
AnimalOriente Warbler

The People's Republic of Parisimo is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 280 million Parisimoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Parisimoan economy, worth 18.3 trillion Paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,261 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisimo's national animal is the Oriente Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Parisimo is ranked 93,563rd in the world and 1,035th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 63.36 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 781stTop
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Most Secular: 4,730thMost Influential: 4,839thMost Income Equality: 10,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,305thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,397thMost Pacifist: 16,451stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,028thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,229thMost Authoritarian: 23,641stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,313thMost Inclusive: 29,853rdMost Accessible: 30,576th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 100th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 249th in the regionMost Influential: 249th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Income Equality: 306th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 333rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 374th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 377th in the regionMost Pacifist: 378th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 381st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 409th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the region
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Endorsements Received: 145 » New Leganes, Merlovich, Kelbadan, Singapore3, Lionsroar, King of Urbino, Cameronia Excellentia, Philville2, La Xinga, Verconia, Waterfall State, The Marlands, Marrabuk, Hunterdon, Asendavia, Prylixian, Elejamie, Solemn Son, Anarchia-Freedomia, Mountain Rime, Mujistan, Glassland, Sha La La Land, Salboa, Jankono, Azirtan, Heletica, Maggriststan, Recaxa, The Arvanites of Epirus, ReeK, Uor-ii, Mildo Tuh, Harro Waarudho, Qpebanda, Untermite, The United Menali Confederation, Kriov, Groznygrad, Kluchassia, Sevleria, Viktrovia, Myehn, Marnack Confederacy, Drunken Seal Islands, Lyontisia, Ladonatalacton, Golubyacha Gromada, Carsama, Novogardia, and 95 others.Bai Lung, Roano, CheeseBurrito, Tea Jol, Lanagon, Siaram, Aurelia Federation, Unger under over, Aloztoc, Calabo, Jamayqua, Impia Aghte, Republic of Berzerkistan, Adolanta, Azosd, New Gehenna, Pekweng, Grod Dratia, Karietown, A Slanted Black Stripe, Daravon, AngusEssa, Stellar Colonies, Roliganistan, Sansangra, Haltyas, The Soviet Texas Union, Aeljae, Amabilis, Conqerica, Ridann, Enou, Estande, Vaskeden, Goodnamesarerare, New Timolandia, Adinesi, Bharatvarshey, Froppill, Kucia, Resaaria, BearStackof2015, Femdeutschland, Jistorburg, The Clockwork Multiverse, New Birblands, Matika, Holy Ary Toko, Dorles, Husseberg, Rainbow Vests, Crawlisle, McAncapistan, Slonful, ReReReRepublic, The Nightmare and Dreams, Zantiom, Troc, Ardakoth, Awesome Lesbianland, Decaf Coffee, FreedomIand, Leatern Narth, Angle Land, Ferreism, The Holy Caltro, Capave, Solinarien, Talitoa, Federal Republic of the United States, Fronteria, Republic of Priouthia, The Atlotl Archipelago, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Abtracnt, Roissyland, Propwash, Caymarnia, Davinhia, Enlil, Zukchiva, Deorangg, Iodinia, Akimera, Iconoclassism, Veretanasta, Headpat Central, Blobbo, Waldenes, The Gashouk Peninsula, Axdel, Kublam, Zulore, Xaravellion, and Marek2.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Parisimo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).

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