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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 756thMost Secular: 4,717thMost Influential: 4,828th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Stars of Progress
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Parisimo

Population244 million

CurrencyPara
AnimalOriente Warbler

The People's Republic of Parisimo is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 244 million Parisimoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Parisimoan economy, worth 15.9 trillion Paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,261 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisimo's national animal is the Oriente Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Parisimo is ranked 70,644th in the world and 668th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,041.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 756thTop
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Most Secular: 4,717thMost Influential: 4,828thMost Income Equality: 10,302ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,113thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,400thMost Pacifist: 16,469thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,526thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,275thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,024thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,221stMost Authoritarian: 23,743rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,069thMost Inclusive: 29,678thMost Accessible: 30,329th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 246th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 253rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Income Equality: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 334th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionNicest Citizens: 376th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 377th in the regionMost Pacifist: 380th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 385th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 419th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 422nd in the region
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Endorsements Received: 148 » New Leganes, Merlovich, Kelbadan, Singapore3, Lionsroar, King of Urbino, Cameronia Excellentia, Philville2, La Xinga, Verconia, Waterfall State, The Marlands, Marrabuk, Hunterdon, Asendavia, Prylixian, Elejamie, Solemn Son, Anarchia-Freedomia, Mountain Rime, Mujistan, Glassland, Sha La La Land, Salboa, Jankono, Azirtan, Heletica, Maggriststan, Recaxa, The Arvanites of Epirus, ReeK, Uor-ii, Mildo Tuh, Harro Waarudho, Qpebanda, Untermite, The United Menali Confederation, Kriov, Groznygrad, Kluchassia, Sevleria, Viktrovia, Framtithvoor-Altijd, Myehn, Marnack Confederacy, Drunken Seal Islands, Lyontisia, Ladonatalacton, Golubyacha Gromada, Carsama, and 98 others.Novogardia, Bai Lung, Roano, CheeseBurrito, Tea Jol, Lanagon, Siaram, Aurelia Federation, Unger under over, Aloztoc, Calabo, Jamayqua, Impia Aghte, Republic of Berzerkistan, Adolanta, Azosd, New Gehenna, Pekweng, Grod Dratia, Karietown, A Slanted Black Stripe, Daravon, AngusEssa, Stellar Colonies, Roliganistan, Sansangra, Haltyas, The Soviet Texas Union, Aeljae, Amabilis, Conqerica, Ridann, Enou, Estande, Vaskeden, Goodnamesarerare, New Timolandia, Adinesi, Bharatvarshey, Froppill, Kucia, Resaaria, BearStackof2015, Femdeutschland, Jistorburg, The Clockwork Multiverse, New Birblands, Matika, Holy Ary Toko, Dorles, Husseberg, Rainbow Vests, Crawlisle, McAncapistan, Slonful, ReReReRepublic, The Nightmare and Dreams, Zantiom, Troc, Ardakoth, Awesome Lesbianland, Decaf Coffee, FreedomIand, Leatern Narth, 10 Wicked Wings Please, Angle Land, Ferreism, The Holy Caltro, Capave, Solinarien, Talitoa, Federal Republic of the United States, Fronteria, Republic of Priouthia, The Atlotl Archipelago, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Abtracnt, Roissyland, Propwash, Caymarnia, Davinhia, Enlil, Zukchiva, Deorangg, Kezeun, Iodinia, Akimera, Iconoclassism, Veretanasta, Headpat Central, Blobbo, Waldenes, The Gashouk Peninsula, Axdel, Kublam, Zulore, Xaravellion, and Marek2.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Parisimo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisimo, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).

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