The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.351 billion Anglians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 617 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,386 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, hell is not always other people, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Londinius Londaria" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 6,031^st in the world and 106^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 153,502.39 Standard Monetary Units.