The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.363 billion Anglians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 620 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,386 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, hell is not always other people, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Londinius Londaria" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 121,084^th in the world and 1,635^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,500.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.