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Most Advanced Public Education: 401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 580th
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Southern Yugoslavia

Population28.26 billion

LeaderPresident Yuliya Surkova


The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.26 billion Volkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,234 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,826 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autocrats are persona non grata, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 258,148th in the world and 9,734th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -40.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 580thMost Stationary: 838thHealthiest Citizens: 857thMost Developed: 935thSafest: 1,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,864thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,919thLowest Crime Rates: 2,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,189thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,207thHighest Food Quality: 2,325thMost Pacifist: 2,334thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,394thNicest Citizens: 2,470thSmartest Citizens: 2,489thBest Weather: 2,532ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,666thMost Influential: 2,851stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,990thMost Cultured: 3,046thMost Inclusive: 3,195thHighest Economic Output: 3,372ndLargest Governments: 3,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,623rdLargest Populations: 3,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,621stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,338thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,926thMost Efficient Economies: 16,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,494th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 377th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 400th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 470th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 904th in the region

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