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Most Advanced Public Education: 418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 553rd
The Federative Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Southern Yugoslavia

Population32.52 billion

LeaderPresident Yuliya Surkova


The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.52 billion Volkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,998 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,702 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large sections of Southern Yugoslavia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Volkian as 'your finger, you fool', droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 2,662nd in the world and 70th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 63.13 average smiles per day.

Most Advanced Public Education: 418thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 553rdMost Stationary: 752ndSafest: 1,105thHealthiest Citizens: 1,129thMost Developed: 1,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,376thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,235thBest Weather: 2,237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,252ndMost Pacifist: 2,277thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,560thHighest Food Quality: 2,594thMost Influential: 2,611thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,631stNicest Citizens: 2,662ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,930thHighest Economic Output: 3,337thLargest Governments: 3,465thLargest Populations: 3,467thMost Inclusive: 3,500thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,553rdMost Cultured: 3,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,404thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,405thMost Income Equality: 18,831stHighest Average Incomes: 21,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,469th
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 68th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 392nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 399th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 471st in the region

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