Largest Populations: 843rd Most Beautiful Environments: 943rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,088th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Parliament with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.127 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The strong Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion loonies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,905 loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parliament's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kelssekian lands, Neorvins has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The East Pacific, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 108,505th in the world and 5,406th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -90.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Populations: 843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 943rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,088thBest Weather: 1,336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,576thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,850thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,076thHighest Economic Output: 2,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,176thMost Cultured: 2,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,449thSmartest Citizens: 2,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,529thMost Influential: 3,812thNicest Citizens: 4,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,322ndMost Pacifist: 5,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,509thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,667thLargest Governments: 6,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,698thMost Stationary: 7,075thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,034thSafest: 8,654thNudest: 9,054thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,994thMost Developed: 14,514thLowest Crime Rates: 14,578thHighest Drug Use: 15,967th
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 139th in the regionMost Pacifist: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionSafest: 204th in the regionNudest: 285th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 314th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 376th in the regionMost Developed: 405th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 478th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 629th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 660th in the region

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