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Kelssek was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 351
Largest Welfare Programs: 566thLargest Populations: 636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 758th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Unum cum virtute multorum
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kelssek

Population45.647 billion

CapitalNeorvins
Leaderthe Prime Minister

Currencythaler
Animalpolar bear

The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.647 billion Kelsseks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 5,996 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,366 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Neorvins make great practice for foreign snipers, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 6,560th in the world and 173rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 40.54 average smiles per day.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 566thLargest Populations: 636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 758thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,049thBest Weather: 1,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,059thMost Influential: 2,424thHighest Economic Output: 2,622ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,740thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,803rdMost Stationary: 2,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,170thMost Cultured: 3,232ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,620thSmartest Citizens: 4,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,286thMost Pacifist: 4,890thHighest Food Quality: 5,093rdMost Developed: 5,345thLargest Governments: 5,681stSafest: 5,792ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,526thNicest Citizens: 6,560thHealthiest Citizens: 7,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,343rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 18,248thMost Inclusive: 18,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,560thMost Secular: 20,763rdNudest: 22,281st
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionMost Pacifist: 148th in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 173rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 218th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 285th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 291st in the regionNudest: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 327th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 371st in the regionMost Secular: 386th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 426th in the regionMost Inclusive: 439th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 544th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 122 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, New Leganes, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Axdel, Hizuru, BearStackof2015, Republic of Berzerkistan, Pakitsk, Amjedia, Ripsylvania, Kalaratri, A mean old man, Asendavia, Enlil, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Spiruvania, Fellon, Blobbo, Under Upper Antartica, Aivintis, Modra, East Malaysia, Thurland, Tea Jol, New Sandsnionion, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, Rainbow Vests, Sea Lions, Romanoddle Republic, Sansangra, Vaskeden, Azosd, Marrabuk, Jankono, Packilvania, Bachtendekuppen, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Roissyland, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Malvekia, Brethren, Evrigenis, Khusja, and 72 others.Merlovich, Cymru Broadcasters, Goodnamesarerare, Troc, Hunterdon, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Dremaur, Triumphiam, Apulon, Reynar, Stellar Colonies, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, Azealand Isle, Liberatarianism, Myehn, Slongs, H-Zhena, The Foraois, Themyscyra, NewImperia, Maneiras, Dragons Blood, Adolanta, Wirist, Debluu, Cappedore, The people of Gabon, Laurentrum, Lower Upperton, The Holy Rat, Order of the Saint Dumas, Ospuze, Allied States of Osea, Grand Exultia, Oricora, ReeK, Kurikia, Zanithia, The Holy Caltro, Volinovia, American-Cascadia, Alsatian Island, Philville2, Anglost, Aresetia, Belrille, Ci Arovannea, Soramra, Agave, Sour Kingland, Razdor, Zukchiva, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Norveeba, Allinburg, Daravon, Valderrama, Bolshelviks Union, Imperium of Lupus, Cameronia Excellentia, Evdon, ArenaC, Decaepi, Cyberstrom, Acronis, Nikosias, Libertanny, Qpebanda, and The Perplexed.

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