The Republic of Abtracnt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.836 billion Abtracntics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardentia. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Abtracntic economy, worth 600 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 55,373 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abtracnt's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abtracnt is ranked 132,520^th in the world and 2,302^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 213 billion Standard Monetary Units.