The Republic of Abtracnt is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.983 billion Abtracntics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardentia. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Abtracntic economy, worth 368 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,763 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of Abtracnt have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Abtracnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abtracnt's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abtracnt is ranked 11,881^st in the world and 391^st in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.