The Republic of Abtracnt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.321 billion Abtracntics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardentia. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Abtracntic economy, worth 707 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 57,450 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abtracnt's national animal is the Abtracntian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abtracnt is ranked 183,921^st in the world and 6,589^th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 30.87 insults per minute.