The Commonwealth of ArenaC is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by AC with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 5.413 billion Arenites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AC Clan. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arenite economy, worth 790 trillion ArenaC Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,106 ArenaC Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dartboard at the Arenite Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of AC's face, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ArenaC's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

ArenaC is ranked 7,806^th in the world and 252^nd in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.84 years.