The Not Sus Shadow of Eastern Alksearia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Dorothea with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.96 billion Alkari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urgia-Nova. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkari economy, worth 927 trillion Alkserain coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,136 Alkserain coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alksearia's national animal is the Le Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Xathos.

Eastern Alksearia is ranked 65,339^th in the world and 1,012^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,136.49 Standard Monetary Units.