The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.739 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 3,201 trillion Yoshis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 170,846 Yoshis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, pros are the new cons, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 221,540^th in the world and 7,451^st in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.