The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.32 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,546 trillion Yoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,844 Yoshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 167,663^rd in the world and 6,293^rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 2.74 Atheism Rate.