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Healthiest Citizens: 1,569th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,601st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,663rd
The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yoshi did nothing wrong
Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.32 billion

CapitalNew Super Mario City
LeaderMario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III
FaithSports and Video Games Religion


The Yao Ming Dynasty Republic of Duracell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.32 billion Duracellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Mario City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duracellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,546 trillion Yoshis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,844 Yoshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Mario Yoshi Yao Ming Jeremy Lin III is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duracell's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sports and Video Games Religion.

Duracell is ranked 167,663rd in the world and 6,293rd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 2.74 Atheism Rate.

Healthiest Citizens: 1,569thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,663rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,104thMost Efficient Economies: 2,259thMost Influential: 2,377thBest Weather: 2,408thMost Stationary: 2,547thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,625thMost Devout: 2,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,657thMost Cultured: 3,675thLowest Crime Rates: 4,081stHighest Economic Output: 4,271stMost Developed: 4,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,739thSafest: 5,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,775thLargest Governments: 6,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,920thSmartest Citizens: 7,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,639thHighest Average Incomes: 8,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,467thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,072ndLargest Populations: 10,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,035thNicest Citizens: 12,073rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,276thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,293rdMost Average: 14,470thNudest: 14,479thMost Pacifist: 16,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,965th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionMost Influential: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionNudest: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Average: 300th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 335th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 353rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 404th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 481st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 484th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 490th in the regionMost Pacifist: 533rd in the region

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