Population | 42.227 billion |
Capital | Hikaruton |
Leader | Noi |
Currency | Packel |
Animal | Arkane |
The Caliphate of Packilvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Noi with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.227 billion Packilvanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hikaruton. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Packilvanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,547 trillion Packels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 297,137 Packels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Hikaruton Film Festival recently voted 'Packilvanian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, contestants on Packilvania's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Packilvania's national animal is the Arkane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Packilvania is ranked 19,200th in the world and 279th in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 373,188 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Packilvania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Packilvania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 16 million survivors.
- : Packilvania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 17 million survivors.
- : Packilvania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 25 million survivors.
- : Packilvania was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2, infecting 44 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Packilvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Packilvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors, the Top 5% for Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
- : Packilvania was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Halo.
- : Packilvania was endorsed by The Community of Lumiere Du Premier.
- : Packilvania was endorsed by The Holy Potato Democracy of Hieggary.
World Assembly
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