The Military government of Plazland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by ᴘʀᴇᴍ'ʏᴇʀ-ᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀ ʙᴏɢᴅᴀɴ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.187 billion Plazans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 253,119 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and the Plazanic football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Plazland is ranked 3,117^th in the world and 99^th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 40,743.7 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.