The United Kingdoms of Plazland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tzar Treza Lida of Janus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.102 billion Plazans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth 919 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,206 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Plazanic Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Plazland is ranked 38,398^th in the world and 1,051^st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 664.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.