The Military government of Plazland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by ᴠᴇʀᴋʜᴏᴠɴʏʏ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴋᴏʀɴᴇʏ with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.629 billion Plazans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,118 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, ᴠᴇʀᴋʜᴏᴠɴʏʏ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴋᴏʀɴᴇʏ's Twitcher account is typically used to share Oriental black eagle memes rather than government policy, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Oriental black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Plazland is ranked 12,117^th in the world and 368^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,394.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.