The Free Republic of Amabilis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maybelle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.835 billion Maybellites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maybellegrad. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Amabilisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion lebiams a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,979 lebiams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, Amabilisian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime is a major problem. Amabilis's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Nashrelig.

Amabilis is ranked 290,082^nd in the world and 5,244^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.08 law-abiding acts per hour.