The New Republic of Davinhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.565 billion Davinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grove Beach. The average income tax rate is 11.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Davinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Davinios a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,051 Davinios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, and Leader Man is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davinhia's national animal is the Jackalope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Davinhia is ranked 212,971^st in the world and 7,196^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -254.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.