The Smooth Roberator of Davinhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Kubica with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.493 billion Davinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McLaren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Davinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Bad Lucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,256 Bad Lucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Davinhia's national animal is the Memelord Boy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Carlos Shines.

Davinhia is ranked 4,364^th in the world and 83^rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,377.66514496 Days.