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Most Cheerful Citizens: 388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 407thNicest Citizens: 411th
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Population15.419 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.419 billion Roissylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,370 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 227,982nd in the world and 11,580th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.23 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 407thNicest Citizens: 411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 475thLargest Publishing Industry: 484thMost Influential: 710thMost Pacifist: 749thMost Inclusive: 769thBest Weather: 869thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,013thMost Cultured: 1,038thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,069thSafest: 1,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,121stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,408thMost Developed: 2,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,906thHealthiest Citizens: 3,230thSmartest Citizens: 3,266thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,317thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,535thLowest Crime Rates: 3,614thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,514thHighest Economic Output: 7,105thLargest Governments: 7,711thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,039thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,215thNudest: 10,870thTop
Largest Populations: 11,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,966thMost Efficient Economies: 13,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,414thHighest Average Incomes: 18,800thMost Politically Free: 21,117th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 211th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionNudest: 293rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 330th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 357th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 515th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 806th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 951st in the region

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