by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 379thLeast Corrupt Governments: 419thNicest Citizens: 477th
The Epic Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
In Freedom, Unity
Master-General Will Powers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.747 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.747 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,046 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 226,649th in the world and 7,416th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -43.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 379thLeast Corrupt Governments: 419thNicest Citizens: 477thMost Compassionate Citizens: 567thLargest Publishing Industry: 599thMost Pacifist: 804thBest Weather: 838thHighest Food Quality: 865thMost Inclusive: 901stMost Beautiful Environments: 990thMost Cultured: 1,006thSafest: 1,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thMost Influential: 1,739thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,864thTop
Most Developed: 2,502ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,986thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,088thHealthiest Citizens: 3,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,152ndSmartest Citizens: 3,216thLowest Crime Rates: 3,314thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,640thHighest Economic Output: 6,983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,110thLargest Governments: 7,185thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,280thNudest: 11,175thTop
Largest Populations: 11,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,555thMost Efficient Economies: 14,684thHighest Average Incomes: 19,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,598th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 205th in the regionNudest: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 324th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 580th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 585th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 674th in the region

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