The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.747 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,046 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 226,649^th in the world and 7,416^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -43.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.