The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.865 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,161 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,583 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the internal market is thriving, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 313,771^st in the world and 7,698^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -43.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.