The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.23 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,292 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roissylandian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the tightness of border controls in Roissyland leave a little to be desired, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Roissylandian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roissyland is ranked 166,751^st in the world and 6,205^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.63 Obesity Rate.