by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 370thLeast Corrupt Governments: 446thLargest Publishing Industry: 581st
The Epic Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
In Freedom, Unity
Master-General Will Powers
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Population21.865 billion

CapitalNew Hope
LeaderMaster-General Will Powers


The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.865 billion Roissylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,161 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,583 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the internal market is thriving, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 313,771st in the world and 7,698th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -43.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 370thLeast Corrupt Governments: 446thLargest Publishing Industry: 581stNicest Citizens: 723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 945thMost Pacifist: 985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 998thBest Weather: 1,006thMost Cultured: 1,090thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,119thHighest Food Quality: 1,126thMost Inclusive: 1,158thSafest: 1,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,292ndMost Developed: 1,871stMost Influential: 2,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,657thHealthiest Citizens: 2,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,768thLowest Crime Rates: 3,136thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,227thSmartest Citizens: 3,336thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,680thHighest Economic Output: 5,951stLargest Governments: 6,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,537thLargest Populations: 10,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,049thMost Efficient Economies: 12,909thNudest: 13,961stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 18,825thHighest Average Incomes: 19,153rdMost Secular: 23,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,535thMost Income Equality: 27,645th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 185th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 263rd in the regionNudest: 270th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 343rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionMost Secular: 634th in the region

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