The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mme Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.512 billion Peatiktistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgh. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Peatiktistian economy, worth 593 trillion Peats a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,706 Peats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peatiktist's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wheelism.

Peatiktist is ranked 86,456^th in the world and 2,873^rd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 149.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.