The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mme Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.275 billion Peatiktistians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgh. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Peatiktistian economy, worth 655 trillion Peats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,424 Peats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government policy is dictated by Wheelism, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, citizens who don't follow Wheelism are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peatiktist's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wheelism.

Peatiktist is ranked 11,926^th in the world and 386^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,948.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.