The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mme Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.951 billion Peatiktistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgh. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Peatiktistian economy, worth 589 trillion Peats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,749 Peats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Peatiktist" at foreigners, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peatiktist's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wheelism.

Peatiktist is ranked 19,636^th in the world and 628^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 113.73 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.