The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.192 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 12,802 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 470,806 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, replacement organs are grown in vats, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 55^th in the world and 1^st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,450.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.