The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Select Council of Elejamie with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.929 billion Elejamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth a remarkable 9,486 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 432,589 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and government employees from Elejamie dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 51^st in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 98.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.