The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Costello with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.415 billion Elejamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 11,149 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 456,679 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", all footpaths have tollbooths, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 424^th in the world and 10^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 456,679.75 Standard Monetary Units.