The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.567 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 11,777 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 460,662 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Elejamie will pay them to stop, replacement organs are grown in vats, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 9,801^st in the world and 334^th in The East Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 33.28 Bank.