The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Select Council of Elejamie with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.736 billion Elejamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth a remarkable 9,348 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 430,086 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elejamian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about The Select Council of Elejamie, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 65^th in the world and 2^nd in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 647.99 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.