The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Biggus Philus with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.55 billion Philvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Philville2ian economy, worth 277 trillion Brains a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,901 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passengers often cause a stink on public transport, the Philville2 City Film Festival recently voted 'Philvillian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville2's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Philville2 is ranked 9,157^th in the world and 268^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,098.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.