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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,340thMost Influential: 2,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,347th
The Fascist Flock of
Father Knows Best State
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
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Civil Rights
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New Birblands

Population5.563 billion

CapitalBirblin
LeaderBirbrul
FaithChirpism

Currencybirbseed
Animalbirb

The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.563 billion birbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth 587 trillion birbseeds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 105,555 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 200,016th in the world and 8,000th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,340thMost Influential: 2,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,347thLargest Black Market: 8,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,991stMost Devout: 11,013thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,781stMost Stationary: 18,894thMost Developed: 21,514th
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Most Influential: 140th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 260th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 277th in the regionMost Devout: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 403rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 431st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 607th in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 734th in the regionMost Cultured: 763rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 783rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 788th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 859th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 869th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Birblands was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : New Birblands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : New Birblands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : New Birblands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : New Birblands withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".

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