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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,460th Most Influential: 1,953rd Largest Gambling Industry: 4,956th
The Fascist Flock of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
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New Birblands

Population3.445 billion

LeaderAnarchical Communists


The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anarchical Communists with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.445 billion birbs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient birbish economy, worth 371 trillion birbseeds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 107,947 birbseeds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,628 per year while the poor average 20,945, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in New Birblands's offices, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 152,859th in the world and 6,695th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 5.31 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,460thTop
Most Influential: 1,953rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,644thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,825thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,619thMost Devout: 9,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,130thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,568thLargest Mining Sector: 13,075thMost Armed: 13,272ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,699th
Largest Gambling Industry: 115th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 165th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Armed: 256th in the regionMost Devout: 263rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 355th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 382nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 462nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 505th in the regionLargest Populations: 515th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 571st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Cultured: 641st in the regionMost Avoided: 650th in the regionMost Developed: 671st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 679th in the region

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