The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.474 billion birbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth 646 trillion birbseeds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,847 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Free Land of Namaste Isle.
- : New Birblands was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : New Birblands endorsed The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lorrana.
- : New Birblands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Tropical Island Paradise of Great Algerstonia.
- : New Birblands was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Insi Karai.
- : New Birblands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
- : New Birblands was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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