by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,202ndMost Influential: 2,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,333rd
The Fascist Flock of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stand up birbs and stand against the doggos!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Birblands

Population6.474 billion



The Fascist Flock of New Birblands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Birbrul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.474 billion birbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birblin. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient birblandic economy, worth 646 trillion birbseeds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,847 birbseeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hotels often double as quarantine zones, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, school uniforms are compulsory, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Birblands's national animal is the birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chirpism.

New Birblands is ranked 30,558th in the world and 977th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,279.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,202ndTop
Most Influential: 2,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,887thLargest Black Market: 9,142ndMost Devout: 11,702ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,213thMost Stationary: 17,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,745thMost Developed: 19,681stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,871st
Most Influential: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the regionLargest Black Market: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Devout: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 474th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 539th in the regionMost Developed: 609th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 671st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695th in the regionMost Armed: 730th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 745th in the regionMost Cultured: 762nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 854th in the region

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