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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 551stMost Influential: 922ndMost Devout: 3,395th
The Holy Capitalist Haven of
Iron Fist Consumerists
G-ds people see, g-ds people come
The Best Person In The World
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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La xinga

Population2.593 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic religions


The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 2.593 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 267 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,034 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 210,207th in the world and 8,311th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 551stMost Influential: 922ndTop
Most Devout: 3,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,790thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,127thLowest Crime Rates: 8,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,177thMost Authoritarian: 11,309thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,358thBest Weather: 13,797thMost Conservative: 13,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,774thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,652ndMost Cultured: 16,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,164thMost Developed: 16,995thLargest Governments: 17,930thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,787thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,011thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,011thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,354thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,920th
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 319th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 424th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionBest Weather: 449th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 499th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 502nd in the regionMost Developed: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 565th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 570th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 606th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 631st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 657th in the regionMost Stationary: 684th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 706th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 718th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 735th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 779th in the regionMost Conservative: 794th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 795th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 901st in the region

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