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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 962ndMost Devout: 3,875th
The Xingy Wingy of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
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La Xinga

Population5.808 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic Religions


The Xingy Wingy of La Xinga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.808 billion La Xingans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Xingan economy, worth 682 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,460 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from The Best Person In The World's throne, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.

La Xinga is ranked 7,961st in the world and 209th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.63 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 962ndTop
Most Devout: 3,875thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,197thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,649thLowest Crime Rates: 7,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,707thMost Cultured: 12,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,618thHealthiest Citizens: 13,814thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,893rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,237thBest Weather: 14,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,907thLargest Governments: 15,884thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,728thMost Developed: 16,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,866thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,599thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,312thHighest Food Quality: 23,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,395thMost Patriotic: 28,205th
Most Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 317th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Governments: 376th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 391st in the regionBest Weather: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Developed: 446th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 480th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the regionMost Patriotic: 524th in the region

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