The Likespammer and Xingy Wingy of La Xinga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.698 billion La Xingans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Xingan economy, worth 558 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,805 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shalem's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.

La Xinga is ranked 34,234^th in the world and 616^th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,593.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.