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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 2,409thMost Devout: 3,616th
The Likespammer and Xingy Wingy of
Father Knows Best State
G-d's people see, G-d's people come.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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La Xinga

Population4.698 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic Religions


The Likespammer and Xingy Wingy of La Xinga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.698 billion La Xingans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Xingan economy, worth 558 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,805 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shalem's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.

La Xinga is ranked 34,234th in the world and 616th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,593.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 2,409thTop
Most Devout: 3,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,619thLowest Crime Rates: 7,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,203rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,911thHealthiest Citizens: 12,319thMost Cultured: 12,857thBest Weather: 13,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,555thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,898thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,109thTop
Largest Governments: 15,579thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,955thMost Developed: 17,132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,404thMost Patriotic: 23,734thHighest Food Quality: 24,746thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,995thMost Efficient Economies: 28,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 31,055th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 112th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 307th in the regionMost Cultured: 333rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 347th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 374th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 381st in the regionBest Weather: 389th in the regionLargest Governments: 404th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 413th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421st in the regionMost Patriotic: 440th in the regionMost Developed: 452nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 558th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 572nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 582nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 616th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 664th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 668th in the region

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