The Xingy Wingy of La Xinga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.808 billion La Xingans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Xingan economy, worth 682 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,460 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from The Best Person In The World's throne, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.

La Xinga is ranked 7,961^st in the world and 209^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.63 law-abiding acts per hour.