by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 592ndMost Influential: 927thMost Devout: 3,384th
The Holy Capitalist Haven of
Psychotic Dictatorship
G-ds people see, g-ds people come
The Best Person In The World
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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La xinga

Population2.53 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic religions


The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.53 billion La xingans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 253 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,393 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, hospitals in La xinga are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see La xingans, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 213,926th in the world and 8,755th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 11.07 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 592ndMost Influential: 927thTop
Most Devout: 3,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,175thLowest Crime Rates: 8,738thMost Authoritarian: 9,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,608thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,712thMost Conservative: 12,378thHealthiest Citizens: 12,470thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,306thBest Weather: 14,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,740thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,397thMost Cultured: 16,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,973rdMost Developed: 18,585thLargest Governments: 18,620thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,783rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,759th
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 249th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 307th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 311th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 426th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 484th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 487th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 512th in the regionLargest Governments: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 542nd in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 565th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 569th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 578th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 690th in the regionMost Stationary: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 699th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 729th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 755th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 801st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 808th in the regionMost Conservative: 821st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 863rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 866th in the region

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