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Rudest Citizens: 240thLargest Retail Industry: 256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 517th
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Population5.747 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.747 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 261,277 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Interest in globalism never flags, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 92,695th in the world and 2,660th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,697.38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 240thLargest Retail Industry: 256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 517thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704thMost Rebellious Youth: 868thFattest Citizens: 953rdMost Inclusive: 1,154thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,222ndMost Influential: 1,261stNicest Citizens: 1,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,782ndHighest Drug Use: 1,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,953rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,453rdMost Cultured: 2,501stHighest Food Quality: 2,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,570thMost Efficient Economies: 2,895thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,975thHighest Average Incomes: 3,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,648thLargest Governments: 6,254thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,672ndMost Pacifist: 6,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,481stNudest: 9,650thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,420thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,535thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,835thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,722ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,746thMost Politically Free: 17,751stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,885thMost Stationary: 20,315thMost Armed: 20,449th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 87th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 105th in the regionMost Politically Free: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionMost Pacifist: 231st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 253rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 290th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionMost Armed: 377th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 418th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 499th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 532nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 537th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 548th in the regionMost Extreme: 580th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 613th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 662nd in the region

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