by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 397thLargest Retail Industry: 438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 955th
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.452 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.452 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 781 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,509 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,490 per year while the poor average 59,476, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 4,492nd in the world and 93rd in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 226,509.87 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 397thLargest Retail Industry: 438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,031stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,381stMost Inclusive: 1,697thMost Influential: 1,762ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,954thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,235thNicest Citizens: 2,493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,239thMost Cultured: 4,255thSmartest Citizens: 4,277thHighest Average Incomes: 4,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,343rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,363rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,907thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,749thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,275thMost Politically Free: 11,672ndLargest Governments: 13,961stMost Pacifist: 14,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,820thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,666thMost Extreme: 17,358thHighest Drug Use: 18,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,329th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 72nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionMost Cultured: 107th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 219th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 378th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 450th in the regionMost Armed: 488th in the regionMost Stationary: 505th in the regionMost Pacifist: 563rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 571st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionNudest: 634th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 701st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 704th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 794th in the regionLargest Populations: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Rhealaliit, VW53Aland, Propwash, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Wiranath, Axdel, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, BearStackof2015, Riveraland, Squid Ruinosa, Someseni, Am Echad, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Abadong, Kilkire, Chubaka, Cameronia Excellentia, Adavan, Arkantis, Zang0, Kalaratri, Elejamie, Wizardonia, The Empire of Rijelv, The Almighty Country, Lyontisia, AngusEssa, Freedom Fascists, Goodnamesarerare, Blobbo, The United Asian Republics, Wanabe, Roliganistan, Abtracnt, CopyCato, The United Neo American Union, Kangarawa, Plazland, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Stanisiti, Liberstankonia, The Death Syndicate, ArenaC, and 103 others.Grossvietnam, Sericena, Matdor, Adolanta, Asendavia, Eagas, La xinga, Brethren, Tuvaltastan, Davinhia, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, United China Nation, East Malaysia, Ridann, The Militarius Imperium, Evrigenis, Modra, Rainbow Vests, Amjedia, Talitoa, Monix, Stumptopia, Merlovich, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Great Algerstonia, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Pakitsk, Quartzland, Tretrid, Schrebia, The Eternal Land of Jong, Greater New Cassandra, Rohanland, Azureano, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Coruh, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, BuciLand, Peoples Republic of GG, Generousity, Aivintis, Virgoliaendorses, Jakubonia, Quinto Piano, Technocratic Tagalog, Woodsind, Eudinity, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Servants of Gizmo, Khadah, Sovietsoyuz, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Euricanis, Kampf Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Unger under over, ReeK, Dark Edgyness, Drunken Seal Islands, Slys Paws, Dragonia, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Kaigi, Headpat Central, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Federated States of Zootron, Distro-Spartica, Freedomindia, Lanagon, Sycona, Firenation91, Kelsyth, Interdimensional Waifus, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Harro Waarudho, TM-Jesselton, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Trimmania, Urimel, Endertopias, Flench, Neruch, Filipopol, Sansangra, Kriov, Philville2, A mean old man, The Romanum Legio, Quail Empire, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, and Chriona.

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