by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 229thLargest Retail Industry: 311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 578th
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population7.521 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.521 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 274,438 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, Big Cheese's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 101,247th in the world and 4,631st in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 38.67 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 229thLargest Retail Industry: 311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 578thMost Rebellious Youth: 680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 785thFattest Citizens: 1,030thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,117thMost Inclusive: 1,170thHighest Drug Use: 1,175thMost Influential: 1,483rdNicest Citizens: 1,493rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,645thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,653rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,068thSmartest Citizens: 2,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,377thMost Cultured: 2,427thHighest Food Quality: 2,428thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,988thMost Efficient Economies: 3,112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,221stMost Pacifist: 5,303rdLargest Governments: 5,500thHighest Economic Output: 9,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,387thNudest: 9,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,240thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,090thMost Armed: 14,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,799thMost Stationary: 17,235thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,748thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,022ndMost Politically Free: 20,596thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,284thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,322ndHighest Crime Rates: 26,818th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 75th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionNudest: 183rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 193rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Armed: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 368th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 549th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 671st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 690th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 736th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 740th in the regionMost Developed: 784th in the regionMost Extreme: 795th in the regionLargest Black Market: 951st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,002nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,017th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,066th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,113th in the region

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