by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 261stLargest Retail Industry: 274thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 530th
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.819 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.819 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 253,082 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, there's a bright dawn ahead for CheeseBurrito, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to CheeseBurritoan politicians, and Big Cheese's personal home is one of The East Pacific's most notorious party destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 13,287th in the world and 419th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,374.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Rudest Citizens: 261stLargest Retail Industry: 274thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 530thFattest Citizens: 1,018thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,133rdMost Inclusive: 1,229thHighest Drug Use: 1,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,493rdNicest Citizens: 1,761stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,956thMost Influential: 1,967thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,302ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,491stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,493rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,649thMost Cultured: 2,693rdSmartest Citizens: 2,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,362ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,825thHighest Crime Rates: 4,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,701stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,925thLargest Governments: 7,620thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,920thMost Pacifist: 9,119thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,894thTop
Most Armed: 12,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,287thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,417thHighest Economic Output: 14,668thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,860thMost Politically Free: 18,738thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,957thMost Stationary: 22,668thMost Extreme: 23,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,540th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 138th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionMost Politically Free: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 312th in the regionMost Armed: 320th in the regionMost Stationary: 384th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionTop
Nudest: 465th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 467th in the regionMost Extreme: 509th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 524th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 604th in the regionLargest Populations: 691st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 833rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 834th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, Big Cheese's personal home is one of The East Pacific's most notorious party destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to CheeseBurritoan politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, there's a bright dawn ahead for CheeseBurrito.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » Staynes, Pakitsk, Brotherland, Greater New Cassandra, Marrabuk, Asendavia, Todd McCloud, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, Evrigenis, H-Zhena, A mean old man, Dragons Blood, BuciLand, Zukchiva, Merlovich, Horn of Havenkaap, Tretrid, New Leganes, Ephem, Layngderfleethe, Distro-Spartica, Rainbow Vests, Oofery, Lingu, New Bobby, Tawuse, Sunsistan, Gunov, Coruh, Markhor, Modra, FreedomIand, Acronis, Lanwa, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, The Three States of Fortuna, Debluu, EHTYCSCYTHE, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Sundowning, Dannemarie, Claniangdow, Axdel, ArenaC, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Stellar Colonies, and 131 others.Zeiberland, The Armed Savages, Crucifer, Ankras, A Slanted Black Stripe, Freedom Fascists, Serkin, Wakeopolis, Firenation91, La xinga, The Solar Ottomans, Euricanis, Kilkire, Plazland, Rabarbarys, Grossvietnam, Roliganistan, Elejamie, Santa Dystopia, Azureano, Forro Islands, Kublam, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Impia Aghte, Servants of Gizmo, Ridann, Ripsylvania, Bullpups, Riveraland, Survivoristan, United China Nation, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, 3 14159265358979323846264, ReeK, Enlil, CopyCato, Pantheropolis, Hexyia, Talitoa, Headpat Central, Adioration, The Empire of Rijelv, Concentus, Harro Waarudho, Federated States of Zootron, Socialist Holy American Empire, Cacnesia, Order of the saint Dumas, Pizza devil cat, Luisagna, Wizardonia, Holy Alasia Orozen, Imperial Akatsuki, New Amerindia, Lanagon, Mastariere, Propwash, CANZUK 1, The Death Syndicate, North Insomnia, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Rokaku, Khadah, Chols Worithopia, Le Paradoxe, Cymru Broadcasters, Jamitri, Hitaria, Raneve Brusertheatel, Davinhia, Albrook, Adavan, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedomindia, Dragonia, United States of Masbate, Packilvania, Kalaratri, Airrajul, The Militarius Imperium, Goodnamesarerare, Biingus, Wane, Interdimensional Waifus, Slys Paws, Developing World, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Monezambique, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Rhealaliit, Bytes, Sansangra, Biggstonia, Vogar, Joundia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Roissyland, Aeoliah, Narinoland, Arunika, Kyrtizhan, Tshana, Fellon, Cameronia Excellentia, Sen Jast, Trimmania, Kriov, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Insi Karai, Lorrana, Kelsyth, United Socialist States of Amerika, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Bradion, Blobbo, Vaskeden, The Bedford Initiative, Brova, Eastern Alksearia, Johor DT, Great Algerstonia, Namaste Isle, Jove Mahmo, and Espeon LD.

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