The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.78 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 283,287 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 300,911^th in the world and 6,994^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.