by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,939th Rudest Citizens: 3,047th Most Influential: 4,507th
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Population977 million

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 977 million CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 140 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,686 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 48,748th in the world and 1,895th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,403.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,939thRudest Citizens: 3,047thMost Influential: 4,507thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,129thNicest Citizens: 7,252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,628thMost Inclusive: 8,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,468thTop
Nudest: 8,676thMost Politically Free: 9,806thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,471stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,521stHighest Drug Use: 11,373rdMost Developed: 12,134thSmartest Citizens: 12,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,667thMost Pacifist: 12,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,785thHighest Average Incomes: 14,233rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,204thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,788thMost Cultured: 16,290th
Rudest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Politically Free: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionNudest: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 201st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 286th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 287th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 293rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 295th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 332nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Developed: 348th in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 396th in the regionMost Pacifist: 408th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 444th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 488th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 525th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 530th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 560th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 563rd in the regionSafest: 565th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 598th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 614th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, corruption is a game of two halves.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, CheeseBurrito is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.


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