The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.452 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.
The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 781 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,509 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,490 per year while the poor average 59,476, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.
Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
- : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
- : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
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