by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 281stLargest Retail Industry: 404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 742nd
The Republic of
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population9.78 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.78 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 283,287 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 300,911th in the world and 6,994th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Rudest Citizens: 281stLargest Retail Industry: 404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 778thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,088thMost Inclusive: 1,108thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,240thNicest Citizens: 1,281stFattest Citizens: 1,328thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,574thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,657thSmartest Citizens: 1,943rdMost Influential: 2,005thHighest Food Quality: 2,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,458thMost Cultured: 2,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,755thHighest Average Incomes: 3,061stTop
Most Pacifist: 3,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,677thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,248thLargest Governments: 4,598thHighest Economic Output: 7,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,547thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,774thNudest: 12,789thMost Developed: 13,010thMost Stationary: 14,580thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,932ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,499thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,922ndMost Politically Free: 23,976thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,352ndHighest Drug Use: 27,565th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Politically Free: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 179th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionNudest: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 294th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 328th in the regionMost Extreme: 341st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 396th in the regionLargest Populations: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 601st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 602nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 706th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "In-Ovo Sexing of Chicks".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : CheeseBurrito was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : CheeseBurrito endorsed The Federation of Sheroruia.
  • : CheeseBurrito was endorsed by The Federation of Sheroruia.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Giovanniland".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 171 » Pakitsk, Brotherland, Lingu, Enou, Merlovich, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Adolanta, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Triumphiam, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Modra, Wakeopolis, Wes Ser, Kavanos, Mandatory Herding, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Alarastra, Novosejia, Romanoddle Republic, Sea Lions, The Three States of Fortuna, Cappedore, Northen Luxembourg, Thurland, Bobadyk, Agave, Stanley I, Federation Of The Artics, Marrabuk, Eastorias, Vilender, Debluu, Grangrado, Vaskeden, Kallik, Wiranath, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Neratica, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, Akimera, Trinchet, Axdel, Murshan, La Xinga, Rikos Isles, and 121 others.Devlon, Arafors, Roissyland, NewImperia, The United Intergalactic Republic, Altys, Tassirion, ArenaC, Alleramica, Krozland, Marathona, Latin Iberia, Dwightica, Walo, Reino De Latine, Avakiania, West Nagato, Troc, Danelaw Scandinavia, Malvekia, Standeshar, Working scumbags, The Greater Coruscant, Zhonchartin Fron, Goat Republic, Hipakistan, Ostion, Arzegovnia, Kalaykanah, Stellar Colonies, Sheroruia, The Armed Savages, A Slanted Black Stripe, Asendavia, Firenation91, Euricanis, Plazland, Grossvietnam, Roliganistan, Elejamie, Kublam, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Impia Aghte, Todd McCloud, Ridann, Ripsylvania, Bullpups, United China Nation, Unger under over, BearStackof2015, 3 14159265358979323846264, ReeK, Enlil, Talitoa, VW53Aland, Headpat Central, The Empire of Rijelv, Harro Waarudho, Federated States of Zootron, Cacnesia, Order of the Saint Dumas, Pizza devil cat, Lanagon, Propwash, The Death Syndicate, East Malaysia, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Cymru Broadcasters, Davinhia, Adavan, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedomindia, Packilvania, A mean old man, Kalaratri, Goodnamesarerare, Wane, Slys Paws, Clarence-Voslage, Monezambique, Narinoland, Kyrtizhan, Tshana, Fellon, Dragons Blood, Trimmania, Kriov, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Blobbo, Kagorg Bra Corna, Kucia, Spiruvania, Nythi, Aquyia, Empire of Dabiristan, New Leganes, Sandboxford, Hizuru, Aivintis, Centrical Union, Zang0, British Calradia, Brethren, New Bradenia Ghost, Iodinia, Under Upper Antartica, Oofery, People Republic Of Armatoska, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Janoobi Jazair, Ribanzi, Mardom, Blobon, Pekweng, The 7th Coalition of Alba, United Commonwealth of American States, and The Marlands.