The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.232 billion Berzerkistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 357,963 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the country is littered with broken homes, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 667^th in the world and 13^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 80.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.