The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.004 billion Berzerkistanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,947 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 449,592 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, homophobia is off the menu, Scout campfire sing-a-longs tend to focus on the evils of antitrust legislation, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 40,545^th in the world and 1,333^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,127.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.