The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.036 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 375,455 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, several inches are being added to first class seating, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 105,595^th in the world and 4,055^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.