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Most Secular: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 233rd
The Noocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
治小国,若烹大鲜
Gorm den Gamle
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Roliganistan

Population15.655 billion

CapitalHafnia
LeaderGorm den Gamle
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyKrone
AnimalJolly Giraffe

The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.655 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,209 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 460,548 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rolig language, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 1,988th in the world and 37th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 266 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 160thLargest Retail Industry: 233rdSmartest Citizens: 247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 509thMost Efficient Economies: 514thLargest Publishing Industry: 515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 588thHealthiest Citizens: 618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 625thHighest Average Incomes: 633rdMost Inclusive: 660thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 708thHighest Food Quality: 748thMost Developed: 775thLongest Average Lifespans: 815thMost Pacifist: 862ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,423rdLargest Governments: 1,439thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,582ndHighest Economic Output: 1,698thRudest Citizens: 1,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,817thSafest: 1,891stMost Cultured: 1,988thMost Influential: 2,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,480thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,903rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,742ndNicest Citizens: 5,180thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,876thLargest Mining Sector: 5,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,200thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,855thMost Stationary: 7,920thTop
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Largest Populations: 24,735thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,356th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionLargest Populations: 185th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 403rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rolig language.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Federationist States of Osmauri.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, The Empire of Rijelv, Adavan, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, ReeK, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Amjedia, New Leganes, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, The Almighty Country, Talitoa, BearStackof2015, Aeljae, Barfleur, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, Kalaratri, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, Harro Waarudho, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Dragons Blood, Kucia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Monezambique, Todd McCloud, Propwash, Plazland, Freedomindia, and 90 others.Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, Bachtendekuppen, Cacnesia, CheeseBurrito, From New World, ReReReRepublic, Pekweng, Modra, Fellon, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Sandboxford, Aivintis, Sansangra, Blobbo, Thurland, Under Upper Antartica, Verconia, Agave, Mardom, Adolanta, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Myehn, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, Cymru Broadcasters, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Cappedore, The Holy Rat, Romanoddle Republic, Bobadyk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Marrabuk, Akimera, Murshan, Northen Luxembourg, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, Wiranath, Bai Lung, Malvekia, Savage, Evrigenis, Compton-Conway, Khusja, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Anfair, Katalantana, Troc, Angbo, Husseberg, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Triumphiam, Kuberistan, Kadekoland, Valemont, Venenistria, Horthgar, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Langburn, Konyai, and Osmauri.

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