The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.626 billion Roliganer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,344 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the albino giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 12,159^th in the world and 184^th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,281.13047868708 Days.