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Most Secular: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 157thSmartest Citizens: 222nd
The Noocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gorm den Gamle
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population16.158 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalJolly Giraffe

The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.158 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,519 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 465,365 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, citizens must pay to enjoy Roliganistan's pristine beaches, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Rolig mussels the biggest in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 4,566th in the world and 127th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 48.87 average smiles per day.

Most Secular: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 157thSmartest Citizens: 222ndLargest Retail Industry: 252ndMost Efficient Economies: 486thLargest Publishing Industry: 498thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 515thHealthiest Citizens: 559thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 614thHighest Average Incomes: 625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630thMost Inclusive: 631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 654thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 659thMost Developed: 691stHighest Food Quality: 711thLongest Average Lifespans: 728thMost Pacifist: 807thHighest Poor Incomes: 825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 828thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,361stLargest Governments: 1,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,457thSafest: 1,573rdHighest Economic Output: 1,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,801stMost Cultured: 1,935thMost Influential: 2,067thRudest Citizens: 2,326thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,911thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,986thLowest Crime Rates: 4,033rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,174thNicest Citizens: 4,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,758thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,408thLargest Mining Sector: 6,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,016thMost Stationary: 7,454thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,139thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 21,961stLargest Populations: 24,179th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 119th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 181st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 192nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 230th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 383rd in the regionNudest: 411th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Rolig mussels the biggest in The East Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, citizens must pay to enjoy Roliganistan's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Incorporated States of HARRIS ASIA.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, The Empire of Rijelv, Adavan, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, ReeK, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Amjedia, New Leganes, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, The Almighty Country, Talitoa, BearStackof2015, Aeljae, Barfleur, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, Kalaratri, Enlil, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, Harro Waarudho, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Kucia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Monezambique, Todd McCloud, Propwash, Plazland, Freedomindia, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, and 96 others.A mean old man, Centrical Union, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, Bachtendekuppen, Cacnesia, CheeseBurrito, From New World, ReReReRepublic, Pekweng, Modra, Fellon, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Aivintis, Sansangra, Blobbo, Thurland, Under Upper Antartica, Verconia, Agave, Adolanta, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Myehn, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, Cymru Broadcasters, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, The Holy Rat, Romanoddle Republic, Bobadyk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Marrabuk, Akimera, Murshan, Northen Luxembourg, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, Bai Lung, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Compton-Conway, Khusja, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Anfair, Troc, Angbo, Husseberg, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Triumphiam, Kuberistan, Horthgar, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, NewImperia, Vussul, Maltitalerland, Opyra, Kyrisland, Arleat, Azealand Isle, Gem, New Westmore, Slongs, DennisDenny, H-Zhena, Varhemia, Lady Lamashtu, Reynar, Burayan, The Foraois, Soramra, Mahagura And Vajrastan, and The Primord System.