The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.14 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 5,647 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 429,759 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rolig language, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 169,755^th in the world and 5,627^th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.