The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.162 billion Roliganer enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Roligan economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 310,827 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, Sabre toothed seahorses are considered a delicacy, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Sabre toothed seahorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 4,424^th in the world and 101^st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.