Population | 15.655 billion |
Capital | Hafnia |
Leader | Gorm den Gamle |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Jolly Giraffe |
The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.655 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,209 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 460,548 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rolig language, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Roliganistan is ranked 1,988th in the world and 37th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 266 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rolig language.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Roliganistan endorsed The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 140 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, The Empire of Rijelv, Adavan, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, ReeK, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Amjedia, New Leganes, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, The Almighty Country, Talitoa, BearStackof2015, Aeljae, Barfleur, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, Kalaratri, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, Harro Waarudho, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Dragons Blood, Kucia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Monezambique, Todd McCloud, Propwash, Plazland, Freedomindia, and 90 others.Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, Bachtendekuppen, Cacnesia, CheeseBurrito, From New World, ReReReRepublic, Pekweng, Modra, Fellon, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Sandboxford, Aivintis, Sansangra, Blobbo, Thurland, Under Upper Antartica, Verconia, Agave, Mardom, Adolanta, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, Myehn, Estande, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, Cymru Broadcasters, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Cappedore, The Holy Rat, Romanoddle Republic, Bobadyk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Marrabuk, Akimera, Murshan, Northen Luxembourg, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, Wiranath, Bai Lung, Malvekia, Savage, Evrigenis, Compton-Conway, Khusja, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Anfair, Katalantana, Troc, Angbo, Husseberg, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Hieggary, Dremaur, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Triumphiam, Kuberistan, Kadekoland, Valemont, Venenistria, Horthgar, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Langburn, Konyai, and Osmauri.