by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632ndMost Influential: 1,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,514th
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace through Power
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.495 billion

CapitalThe Imperial City
LeaderHigh Honorable Sad Onion


The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.495 billion NewImperians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 256 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,992 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, the police insist that racism does not exist, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 266,341st in the world and 5,181st in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -192.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632ndMost Influential: 1,383rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,487thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 17,374thMost Developed: 18,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,817thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,957thLargest Governments: 25,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,595thLargest Retail Industry: 25,838thMost Patriotic: 26,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,063rdMost Income Equality: 27,538th
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 105th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 297th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 333rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 399th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 432nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 443rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 475th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 479th in the regionMost Patriotic: 494th in the regionMost Developed: 495th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 518th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 551st in the regionLargest Black Market: 554th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 569th in the region

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