The Free Land of Kalaratri is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.176 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,039 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kalaratri.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kalaratri as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
- : Kalaratri endorsed The Kingdom of Estande.
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