by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,155th
The Free Land of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓭𝓾𝓶 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓽
Stjepan Filipović
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.176 billion

LeaderStjepan Filipović

CurrencyKelantanese dinar

The Free Land of Kalaratri is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.176 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,039 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 115,242nd in the world and 5,178th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 990.25 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Inclusive: 809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,155thHighest Food Quality: 1,214thNicest Citizens: 1,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,514thMost Influential: 1,756thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,977thMost Secular: 2,033rdSmartest Citizens: 2,041stMost Developed: 2,043rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,111thMost Cultured: 2,118thMost Pacifist: 2,249thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,097thLargest Governments: 3,132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,345thHealthiest Citizens: 3,367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,855thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,264thMost Efficient Economies: 4,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,953rdRudest Citizens: 5,862ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,562ndBest Weather: 7,334thSafest: 10,436thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,836thHighest Economic Output: 13,331stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,726thMost Stationary: 18,111th
Most Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 58th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 313th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 324th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 334th in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 387th in the regionLargest Populations: 574th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 947th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 948th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,013th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Kalaratri.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kalaratri as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Kalaratri endorsed The Kingdom of Estande.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Axdel, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Mundiferrum, Goodnamesarerare, Wiranath, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, Lanagon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Republic of Berzerkistan, Unger under over, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Kilkire, Kagorg Bra Corna, Kucia, Elejamie, The Empire of Rijelv, Kangarawa, Propwash, Freedom Fascists, Talitoa, ReeK, Dragonia, Kaigi, Harro Waarudho, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Almighty Country, Kriov, Lyontisia, Impia Aghte, Enlil, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Davinhia, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Ridann, Grossvietnam, United China Nation, Chria Deau, Headpat Central, Tshana, Iodinia, and 127 others.Rainbow Vests, Abtracnt, Amjedia, Rhealaliit, Narinoland, Euricanis, New Leganes, Freedomindia, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Lingu, The Three States of Fortuna, Distro-Spartica, Azureano, Monezambique, A mean old man, Edmontia, Survivoristan, Rokaku, Stellar Colonies, Asendavia, Mozembique, Oofery, Coruh, Debluu, Wakeopolis, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Layngderfleethe, Dravida India, Eastern Alksearia, Fellon, Spiruvania, Vessarlian, Dannemarie, Adolanta, Veterans Association, Aquyia, Kublam, Empire of Dabiristan, Vuclen, Dahom, Seri Tai Republic, Lantros, Aivintis, Albrook, Pledonia, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, Preat, Firlands, Modra, Endertopias, Arasakami, Auslivia, British Calradia, Cymru Broadcasters, Wanabe, Zang0, Under Upper Antartica, Alemannian Empire, Arkantis, Satroju, Tofoon, Pizza devil cat, Trimmania, Canadian Technocrats, Norna Chitya, Blobbo, Sansangra, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, The Solar Ottomans, Thurland, Kanonenpanzer und Flugzeuge, Cacnesia, Nothereland, Lurolona, Arcadiam, Perah, Frekhborlo, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Evrigenis, Blobon, Land of Corporations, Yorksin, Neuer California, Mardom, Rikos Isles, Lundenia, Murig, Valerite, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Money for ever, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Republic of Restaks, Hosoven, Remsleep, Seratiago, The Marlands, Clarence-Voslage, Skyrim tamriel, Xogunato Tokugawa, Pekweng, Merlovich, Tyrosalem, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Devlon, Nociav, Chesstitans, Russian Social Federation, Soups, Konneticut, FREEHELL, Agave, Kelsyth, Anfair, Asark, Scaperlancobbinstan, West Elyria, Frankinstan, Roissyland, Jamitri, United Commonwealth of American States, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Kaldrbuth, Isole Ionie, and Estande.