The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.147 billion Kalaratrianins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 507 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,167 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kalaratrianins are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Stjepan Filipović to meetings with foreign heads of state, saying "don't do anything that Stjepan Filipović wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalaratri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, saying "don't do anything that Stjepan Filipović wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Stjepan Filipović to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Kalaratrianins are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Kalaratri endorsed The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
- : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
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