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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,462ndMost Inclusive: 1,521stMost Influential: 1,742nd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
oderint dum metuant
Stjepan Filipović
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.147 billion

LeaderStjepan Filipović

CurrencyKelantanese dinar

The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.147 billion Kalaratrianins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 507 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,167 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalaratrianins are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Stjepan Filipović to meetings with foreign heads of state, saying "don't do anything that Stjepan Filipović wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 11,247th in the world and 280th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 161,167.07 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,462ndMost Inclusive: 1,521stMost Influential: 1,742ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,283rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,286thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,478thNicest Citizens: 2,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,426thMost Developed: 3,550thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,723rdMost Pacifist: 3,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,042ndSmartest Citizens: 4,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,024thMost Cultured: 5,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,341stMost Secular: 5,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,367thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,459thHealthiest Citizens: 6,558thLargest Governments: 6,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,924thLowest Crime Rates: 7,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,744thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,943rdSafest: 10,155thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,247thBest Weather: 11,610thMost Efficient Economies: 12,371stHighest Drug Use: 13,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,318thMost Income Equality: 19,328th
Largest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 175th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 182nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionMost Secular: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 318th in the regionSafest: 345th in the regionBest Weather: 353rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 427th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 494th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 529th in the regionMost Stationary: 562nd in the regionNudest: 611th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalaratri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, saying "don't do anything that Stjepan Filipović wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Stjepan Filipović to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Kalaratrianins are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Kalaratri endorsed The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Axdel, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Mundiferrum, Goodnamesarerare, Wiranath, VW53Aland, Someseni, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lanagon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Unger under over, Am Echad, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Adolanta, Kilkire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kagorg Bra Corna, CheeseBurrito, Stellar Colonies, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kucia, Elejamie, The Empire of Rijelv, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Propwash, Sansangra, Cameronia Excellentia, Urimel, Freedom Fascists, Wizardonia, Talitoa, ReeK, Dragonia, CopyCato, Kaigi, Harro Waarudho, The United Neo American Union, Bytes, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Almighty Country, and 97 others.Kriov, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lyontisia, Endertopias, Impia Aghte, Qui sequuntur somnia, Libertanny, Enlil, Stanisiti, Slys Paws, Galve, Styklelilere, The Romanum Legio, Liberstankonia, Blobbo, Bakaworld, Sericena, Hokolokia, Davinhia, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Eagas, La xinga, Brethren, Marrabuk, Matdor, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, Martonica, Ridann, Grossvietnam, United China Nation, Chria Deau, Evrigenis, Headpat Central, Tshana, Iodinia, North Insomnia, Modra, Kelsyth, Rainbow Vests, Akorial, Layngderfleethe, Abtracnt, Amjedia, Rhealaliit, Narinoland, Arstron, Monix, Joundia, Euricanis, New Leganes, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Asendavia, The Militarius Imperium, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Coruh, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Staynes, Peoples Republic of GG, Arilokina, Aivintis, Cellar doors, Woodsind, Technocratic Tagalog, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Khadah, Oofery, Distro-Spartica, Sovietsoyuz, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Azureano, Adioration, Litodor, Jakubonia, Monezambique, Kevduxia, Tseriesiscoming, Rythawelerzi, Filipopol, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, BuciLand, Nevertopia, Quail Empire, Edmontia, Santa Dystopia, and Survivoristan.

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