The Republic of Kucia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.303 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 2,265 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,444 Kucian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 14,022^nd in the world and 404^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 94,959.16 Standard Monetary Units.