The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.004 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,519 Kucian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 185,582^nd in the world and 5,771^st in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.