The Republic of Kucia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.168 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,699 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 17,598^th in the world and 398^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 70.41 Atheism Rate.