The Federation of Islandian Free States is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Representative of the People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.291 billion Islandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nasai. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,367 trillion Islandian Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,095 Islandian Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, Representative of the People steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islandian Free States's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Islandian Free States is ranked 283,950^th in the world and 4,729^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -540.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.