The Floofy 'Caw of Axdel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Extradimensional Psittacine Overlord with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.259 billion Axdelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asceña. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Axdelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Red Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,638 Red Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown. Axdel's national animal is the Colour Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feather Brushing.

Axdel is ranked 147,955^th in the world and 6,600^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 370.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.