The Biohazardous Federation of Axdel is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cristian Alvarado with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.933 billion Axdelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asceña. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Axdelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Red Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,580 Red Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. Axdel's national animal is the Colour Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feather Brushing.

Axdel is ranked 3,436^th in the world and 115^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 21.29 Bananas Ingested Per Day.