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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,350thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,634th
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Tea Jol

Population640 million

CapitalGalapagos

Currencykrona
Animalturtle

The Colony of Tea Jol is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 640 million Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.

The thriving Tea Jolian economy, worth 55.3 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 86,364 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tea Jol is ranked 30,041st in the world and 834th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.22 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,350thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,634thMost Influential: 7,423rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,242ndMost Cultured: 21,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,530thHighest Food Quality: 22,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,391stSafest: 22,417thMost Average: 22,835thBest Weather: 22,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,510th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405th in the regionMost Average: 478th in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 584th in the regionMost Cultured: 586th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 690th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 706th in the regionBest Weather: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 759th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 780th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 808th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 827th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 834th in the regionSafest: 853rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 903rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 919th in the regionMost Patriotic: 963rd in the regionLargest Governments: 970th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 984th in the regionMost Developed: 993rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.

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