The Social Libertarian Republic of Enlil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Enlilian Executive Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.52 billion Enlilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbilulu. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Enlilian economy, worth 261 trillion Eis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,214 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Enlil's national animal is the Blue glaucus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Enlil is ranked 53,118^th in the world and 1,668^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 74,214.99 Standard Monetary Units.