The Left-Libertarian Republic of Enlil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Enlilian Executive Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.827 billion Enlilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enbilulu. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Enlilian economy, worth 388 trillion Eis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,730 Eis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the government is avowedly secular, and Enlilian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime is totally unknown. Enlil's national animal is the Sea Blue Glaucus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Enlil is ranked 207,931^st in the world and 6,284^th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.