The Gold Santa Republic of Evrigenis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.608 billion Evrigenese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth 208 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 129,962 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the most philosophical cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evrigenis is ranked 28,549^th in the world and 631^st in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 89.3 Insults Per Minute.