The Eutopia of Evrigenis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.083 billion Evrigenese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth 850 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,260 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, every workday begins with group therapy, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.

Evrigenis is ranked 267,817^th in the world and 12,203^rd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.