by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 147thMost Cultured: 224thLargest Publishing Industry: 293rd
The Ancient City-State of
Left-Leaning College State
Everything In Moderation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.55 billion

FaithThe Pantheon of the Annunaki


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 19.55 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,080 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 311,012 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 2,634th in the world and 95th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,706.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 147thMost Cultured: 224thLargest Publishing Industry: 293rdMost Efficient Economies: 401stSmartest Citizens: 539thHighest Poor Incomes: 557thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 615thMost Subsidized Industry: 700thLargest Welfare Programs: 753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 821stLeast Corrupt Governments: 857thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 901stLargest Governments: 917thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,171stHighest Economic Output: 1,218thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,232ndMost Stationary: 1,400thHighest Crime Rates: 1,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,596thHighest Average Incomes: 1,749thMost Influential: 1,786thMost Developed: 2,063rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,828thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,757thMost Pacifist: 3,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,956thMost Inclusive: 5,783rdLargest Populations: 6,602ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,288thNudest: 9,050thMost Secular: 10,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,389thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,521stHighest Drug Use: 14,279thHealthiest Citizens: 14,835thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,162nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 182nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 207th in the regionNudest: 260th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 315th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 367th in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 427th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the regionMost Armed: 729th in the regionLargest Black Market: 794th in the regionRudest Citizens: 880th in the region

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