by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 150thMost Cultured: 245thLargest Publishing Industry: 297th
The Ancient City-State of
Left-Leaning College State
Everything In Moderation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population21.003 billion

FaithThe Pantheon of the Annunaki


The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alulim with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 21.003 billion Lyontisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumer. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lyontisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,465 trillion Crops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 307,814 Crops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lyontisia's national animal is the Auroch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pantheon of the Annunaki.

Lyontisia is ranked 1,577th in the world and 50th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,638.74 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 150thMost Cultured: 245thLargest Publishing Industry: 297thMost Efficient Economies: 423rdSmartest Citizens: 568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 596thLargest Welfare Programs: 726thMost Cheerful Citizens: 798thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 858thHighest Poor Incomes: 883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 955thLargest Governments: 971stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,155thHighest Economic Output: 1,229thMost Stationary: 1,333rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,476thHighest Crime Rates: 1,541stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,624thHighest Average Incomes: 1,951stMost Influential: 1,954thMost Developed: 2,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,415thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,658thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,724thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,087thMost Pacifist: 4,158thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,241stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,555thMost Inclusive: 6,307thLargest Populations: 6,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,680thNudest: 10,221stMost Secular: 10,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,323rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,658thHighest Drug Use: 18,182ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,416th
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 94th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionMost Pacifist: 139th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 191st in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 221st in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 330th in the regionMost Secular: 362nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 443rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 629th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 664th in the region

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