The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.442 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,981 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 303,513^th in the world and 3,969^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.