by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,002ndNicest Citizens: 2,050th
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Population4.029 billion

CapitalTotally Normal City


The Allied States of Jankono is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.029 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 644 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,984 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 6,788th in the world and 189th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.33 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,002ndNicest Citizens: 2,050thMost Inclusive: 2,120thMost Influential: 2,691stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,060thHighest Food Quality: 3,258thBest Weather: 3,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,398thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,528thMost Pacifist: 4,072ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,709thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,669thMost Cultured: 6,745thHealthiest Citizens: 6,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,049thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,138thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,231stLargest Governments: 7,340thMost Developed: 7,490thSafest: 8,119thSmartest Citizens: 8,267thMost Efficient Economies: 8,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,683rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,127thLowest Crime Rates: 16,176thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,430th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 115th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 151st in the regionMost Politically Free: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 231st in the regionSafest: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 278th in the regionRudest Citizens: 287th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 424th in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 532nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jankono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Jankono was endorsed by The Federation of Cyberstrom.
  • : Jankono was endorsed by The Federation of Merlovich.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Jankono, polite commuters on the Totally Normal City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Talitoa, Aivintis, Axdel, Debluu, Aquyia, VW53Aland, Hizuru, New Leganes, Fellon, Brotherland, The Three States of Fortuna, Mardom, Enlil, Myehn, Thurland, Tea Jol, The Marlands, BearStackof2015, Modra, Stellar Colonies, Brethren, New Sandsnionion, Anfair, Ridann, Sandboxford, Empire of Dabiristan, Santa Dystopia, New Gehenna, Agave, The Holy Rat, United Citizens, A mean old man, Mandatory Herding, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Romanoddle Republic, Atrocha, New Garokirk, Dragons Blood, Karcovshkie, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Pakitsk, The Death Syndicate, East Malaysia, Trimmania, New Bradenia Ghost, Marrabuk, Danelaw Scandinavia, and 65 others.Vilender, Drunken Seal Islands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Pledonia, Zanithia, Wiranath, Kublam, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Vaskeden, Blobbo, NewImperia, Pondingonia, Lunma Un, Akimera, Propwash, Elejamie, ReeK, Kangarawa, Grossvietnam, Cacnesia, Unger under over, Grangrado, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Kaigi, Trinchet, Murshan, The Almighty Country, Three Como leagues, Tshana, Massaaraloo, Malvekia, Federated States of Zootron, Goodnamesarerare, 3 14159265358979323846264, Cappedore, ArenaC, Asendavia, La Xinga, Alleramica, Altys, Verconia, Tassirion, Dwightica, Troc, West Nagato, Alarastra, Dericho, Goat Republic, Sansangra, Royabad, Mabornia, Sheroruia, Evrigenis, Khusja, Gran Yucanoa, Aivlavaz, Davidos Bananos, Canadian Technocrats, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, and Cyberstrom.