The Allied States of Jankono is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.029 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 644 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,984 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 6,788^th in the world and 189^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.33 bananas ingested per day.