The Rainbow Empire of Her Malue is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Edward with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.545 billion Her Malueans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraclia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Maluean economy, worth 665 trillion Walis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,489 Walis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, one does not simply walk into the tundra, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia. Crime is totally unknown. Her Malue's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Her Malue is ranked 291,691^st in the world and 5,784^th in The East Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.