Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,563rd Most Stationary: 1,862nd Most Influential: 1,986th
The Superior Goat Nation of
New York Times Democracy
To be a rock and not to roll.
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The Superior Goat Nation of Lanagon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kozel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.086 billion Lanagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanagonia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The very strong Lanagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion gons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,914 gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, international tensions are high as Lanagon threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanagon's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lanagon is ranked 151,196th in the world and 6,938th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,563rdTop
Most Stationary: 1,862ndMost Influential: 1,986thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,209thSafest: 2,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,130thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,170thMost Pacifist: 3,309thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,845thBest Weather: 4,797thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,842ndLargest Governments: 5,230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,789thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,169thHighest Economic Output: 6,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,297thMost Cultured: 7,298thSmartest Citizens: 7,618thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,780thLargest Populations: 7,895thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,660thLowest Crime Rates: 8,711thHealthiest Citizens: 9,333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,448thHighest Drug Use: 12,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,226thMost Developed: 15,540th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Cultured: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionNicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 363rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 410th in the regionMost Developed: 434th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 592nd in the region

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